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@EdenMajor

PDX เข้าร่วม Ocak 2011
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bobby
bobby@bobby·
you should be purchasing one unusual sauce or dip every time you visit the grocery store. if you want to have a nice life.
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justin "the lazer" hintze
justin "the lazer" hintze@jojo_pdx·
an old couple holding hands just walked by me and they were roasting the shit out of each other. maybe love does exist
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caitie delaney
caitie delaney@caitiedelaney·
Honestly insane that you can be a kid but then grow up and live alone and have no one to be like “I threw up” to
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chase
chase@_chase_____·
being carsick is so funny. you’ll be in prime physical health & then you’ll make the mistake of glancing at your phone in the backseat of an Uber going barely 25 mph
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Eden@EdenMajor·
@katiemcshady Oooookay mommy it’s your month
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@RaxKingIsDead·
man i just do not know how to act around warm bread
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Gooby
Gooby@G00BYDOOBY·
Don’t invite me out unless silly people are going too
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ari
ari@AriannaDantone·
the secret to being a private person is to over share dumb shit so people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details about your life
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salina
salina@bambinasalina·
if you sell weed I’m so sorry but you are NOT a drug dealer you are a fuckin #florist stop acting like you are #pablo
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Eden@EdenMajor·
I’m just sad.
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Eden@EdenMajor·
Hi I’m dyin rn but I’m sure I will be good tomorrow. At the very least I think Friday I will not be dyin
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Eden@EdenMajor·
@jesskir It’s so sweet and so sad and makes you wanna hug the younger version of yourself or your current self hahaha
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Eden@EdenMajor·
Here are some words from my current late night heart-to-heart with my 3 yr old who is reflecting once again about getting older. This is making me feel so many things 😩
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