Miss Edith

@W00DHART I'll consider just for you, doll. However, I will require you to repay my generosity in the future.

@EdithLyman_ ...whilst I understand where you come from, please Madame understand where *I* come from... // IM SO SORRY I FORGOT TO REPLY OH MY GODSSSS

Police are just poor men who attack their own class out of spite, pitiful things, really. I suppose a secretary who could hold their own would be beneficial, as long as they aren't disobedient. I wouldn't want to have to euthanize the poor puppy.

@W00DHART No promises. Anything to inconvenience that balding rat of a man.

@EdithLyman_ Please Mrs. Lyman, the doctor Easterman cannot welcome anyone into new roles without knowing...

@W00DHART Mhh. I’ll see if it conveniences me to do so.

@EdithLyman_ If you do end up hiring someone, please Mrs. Lyman, warn us beforehand...

Tiny has her vet appointments with the scientists sometimes. From what i've heard Tiny has had... 'brief moments' of lucidity alongside visual and auditory hallucinations. In my opinion, she's better off as a doggy with no problems to worry about.

@IFuttermanI Oh trust me, doll, it's not pleasant to be those deviants for me either.

@EdithLyman_ My heart would stop if I ever saw the both of you in a trial.. it’s times like these that remind me I don’t look forward to Prime time..

This has become a pass time of mine. They’re forced to watch those little rats do their… ‘trial’ so I choose to give them a scare as well. Just to remind them they’re one bite away from becoming dog meat.

@BernadineBoar I wouldn't be surprised. The man isn't very creative in any sense of the word. The only thing keeping this facility together are his associates, and even thats a low bar.

@EdithLyman_ don't take this personally but i.. see why. Rich, Egotistical, Beautiful. You fit a very big part of that role- i personally was told that i was the familys "very distant uncle, twice removed"? i think Easterman just had no idea where to put me-

From what i've heard from that freakish man, all of us are supposed to fill some 'role' in a family. Ironically, both Liliya, the wretched woman, and I share roles as being some sort of 'aunt' figure. And unsurprisingly, Tiny is the family dog.

@oldwomankisser when they bring in another prime asset for their check up but shes lowkey fine as fuck,,,

Oh dear... i'm not sure Tiny would be too happy about her treat time being taken away.

@SinyalasRose Hmm… this I will entertain.

@EdithLyman_ Yes ma'am. I mean what if I steal a guards cigarettes. I'm sure they're rude to you as well.

Any high-class person wouldn't have a need to steal. However... I do notice some of the guards carry packs on them, and I think it'd be quite amusing to inconvenience the poor things.

@SinyalasRose There’s dog cages around for a reason as well.

@EdithLyman_ Well what about those that aren't as high class? I mean they locked me up for a reason...

@thejudgesseat I’ll see what I can do for you, doll.

Futterman Studios vs Kress Conversation Hour was crazy… I’m ready for a vacation. @EdithLyman_ could you have me relocated for a while, pretty please?

@thejudgesseat I could protect a doll like you much better than any filthy cop would. Perhaps i’ll pull some strings to have you relocated to my trial environment with Tiny and I.

@EdithLyman_ Oh, I most certainly am! The Courthouse was one of my favorite trial environments when I was a reagent, so I suppose it’s pretty apt that I’m in the Judge’s seat now. I think it would be nice with a change of scenery, though. You’re not looking for a new victim, by any chance?

I have, and in comparison I much prefer The Resort. However both environments are inhabited by... feral scum that call themselves humans or 'Gods'. I much prefer that Liliya woman, even though she's a fraudulent little thing... her riches are dazzling.

@thejudgesseat I suppose there are worse conditions for you to be in. Be glad you aren't in those filthy suburbs...

@EdithLyman_ Yes, I had the pleasure of meeting Liliya during Primetime and she sure is something! I must admit, I’ve only been to the Resort briefly, but I’d love to go again! The staff aren’t exactly keen on letting me out of my seat, though💔

@BernadineBoar Letting yourself become the mutt is a shameful thing… though what would the world be if everyone was the owner? I suppose there will always have to be a mutt to accompany their superior.

@EdithLyman_ Noted, she ended up drilling a hole in my spleen because I stepped out of line with her- I think.. she sees me as a tool? To use? Im confused..

@EdithLyman_ how do you stop being attracted to women you are actively fearful of or just in general. The Goose haunts my mind..

@EmilyMore00 As always, darling.

@EdithLyman_ You look radiant :3

Never before have I looked more stunning. Perhaps I'll make room in my office for a new frame.