el dogson

@crishatesall Créeme que la historia de verdad es mucho mejor que cualquier trama que hayas construido en tu cabeza

no entiendo el lore de esta pareja (sí es que son pareja) pero cada foto que me sale es mejor que la anterior y ya construí tremenda trama en mi cabeza

call me cm punk because i dig crazy chicks

@itaxhis Yo quiero memes

i’m on my search for mexican besties so i can send memes

You can see him have an awakening in real time

But heres the thing they couldnt do this on smackdown?

So I found out My male coworker who kept hitting on me for months even though i kept rejecting him, he was already engaged but still continued to flirt w me for months, and then i realized he wasn’t just flirting, he was trying to use me to get help with his work so he could get promoted, and a few days ago he asked me to help with a project that his promotion depended on, and i said i would send everything by sunday but i didn’t, and on monday when he confronted me i told him this is how men who don’t respect their relationship get treated, and now the promotion he was about to get is gone because he had nothing to present, and honestly i just took my revenge, don’t try to use me and expect benefits. I hope sisterhood is proud of me.

"pero no necesitas ser un genio para ser un gran artista"

MAGA being mad at the Pope for saying God is against war, is so funny to me.

He knew he ate that

You can’t say #ProjectHailMary doesn’t have a political message when you know damn well if a space algae was currently eating OUR sun, M*GA would tell you it’s a liberal hoax and put a former Fox Newscaster who thinks the earth is flat in charge of the task force.

@Augustine_peony @torta_smasher @LeaveHeardAlone @CrazyWeeMonkey But that's not how it works. You don't get to ignore the message in something and then claim it's not there.

@Augustine_peony @CrazyWeeMonkey I feel like if you don’t understand how political this movie is you might just be stupid.

@Augustine_peony @CrazyWeeMonkey Are you fucking stupid?

@CrazyWeeMonkey I don't think it's anti-woke it just doesn't have a political message being shoved down your throat I think that's a reason why it's doing so well at the box office people are tired of being lectured about politics every time they go to the movies from either political side

the conservative strategy of just lying

@Augustine_peony This is a movie about the world coming together to solve a climate problem with the main character solving it through cooperation with an alien species speaking a different language. The movie's politics are very real.

the concept of them queerbating tf out of this movie when theres absolutely nothing gayburger

my bf would let me beat him but never win a 1v1 god forbid thats a line i cant cross

That time CM Punk was thinking about cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase on Maryse’s Divas Championship 😂

hell nah this mf heard “40 minors”