Rigidhuman

puh

the things id do for you… *shoots my fucking ‘wife’ with a bow*

anyways ill become the monster

this is basically not even a larp account anymore its just my actual main twt with the occasional larpouse post🥹🙏

Dear diary, Today i blinded a cyclops and got most of my men killed by either the cyclops or a fucking god who’s apparently the FATHER of the cyclops i blinded cuz he killed my boo thang Anyways, all i hear are screams

@isaachere_ If i have stolen, or it appears that i stole a joke from you pls let me know, I will change/delete it as soon as I know

isaachere@isaachere_·1m, how unorigional are you 💔btw unless i tweet it, we have NO additions to OUR chat. the ppl behind larpii7y, fizzy, all those others are not my friends. also dont steal our jokes, how unorigional are you?

Poseidon in the 24th song of Epic tm

i js got scared by an automatic toilet flusher #endingitall

bat #smii7yfanart #kryoz #blarg #pezzy #frousetwt

watch out the larp house is in the replies

Be the larpers you want to see in the world. Be the Larpmyshnoople Be the Laroup Be the Krylarp Be the Biglarp Be the Larpzzy Be the Larptrixx Join us. Larp with us.

Well shit

@revivebnny two left until we are larpfull.

there’s larp clooless now ?

#larpouse Everyone is welcome to larp

@Kitsune_101_ @larpfizzy__ finding my friends is harder than it is for bitch-made men to find the clit

Idk where all these larpers came from but its been so fun trying to find them all #larpouse Please please tell me there's a soup, swagger and blarg ones as well (haven't found em yet)

it was a GOOD IDEA. yall r haters💔

is it possible to be understimulated and overstimulated at the same time or am i tweaking hard

@stickydacat i was nodding until the mustard slander. BBQ is ASS but mustard is my goat lay off

BBQ sauce is lowkey the worst sauce next to mustard

@PerilPatriot @dark_salvatoree cant spell pussy without u!

@dark_salvatoree No. Can’t spell “trans woman” without “man”.

if a gay guy decided to become a trans woman, would that make them straight?