Ellen Degeneres

You know Simon Cowell displayed my housewarming gift right away. If you pay attention to what it is, you could win! http://bit.ly/ww8yU

A big margarita sure is refreshing, but to really beat the heat, watch my show for a chance to win prizes! Or do both. http://bit.ly/ww8yU

Know what's great? Air conditioning. Know what else? My show. But only one will give you a chance to win prizes! http://bit.ly/ww8yU

http://twitpic.com/8is41 - Here’s a pic of me with @davidblaine If you want to see him blow my mind watch TBS Sat night at 9e/8c

If you haven't seen "Food, Inc." yet - you must go see this movie...it opens in most cities this weekend.

You know Simon Cowell displayed my housewarming gift right away. If you pay attention to what it is, you could win! http://bit.ly/ww8yU

Just watched The Real Housewives of New Jersey for the first time last night. Three words: Oh - My - God!

Farrah Fawcett fought a courageous battle. My thoughts and prayers go out her friends and family.

So sad to hear about Michael Jackson. His music changed our lives. The world has lost an amazing singer and dancer. I will miss him.

I’m really sore from rehearsing the open to my TBS show. Tune in on Saturday at 9eastern/8c on TBS to see why…

aaron carter