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Elon Altman
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Elon Altman
@ElonAltman
Comedy Cellar Comedian. Winner of NY's Got Talent. AXS TV Gotham Comedy Live. Co-host of @billyjoelatoz podcast.
New York, NY เข้าร่วม Mart 2011
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Politicians be like:
“Today as we wish Jews a Happy Passover, we also want to acknowledge the other cultures that eat flat bread.”
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“Are you sure it’s under 18?”
“Yeah, just a little over 17.”
“Wow, barely legal.”
- Two workers at the Matzah bakery
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If that story about Kristi Noem’s husband had leaked 1 day later, he could’ve said it was an April Fools joke.
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Kristi Noem shot her dog but she should’ve been worried about sweater puppies.
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“Imagine a mom named Molly. We are offering free childcare Somali can get to work.”
Breaking911@Breaking911
NYC Mayor Mamdani announces free childcare center for government workers:"We never want city workers to have to choose between a job that they love and raising their kids in the city they call home."
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Passover is when Jews get rid of chametz and last year’s matzah.
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I doubt it was very hard to get a crazy Brazilian influencer to stop being silent.
New York Post@nypost
Crazy Brazilian influencer breaks silence on attacking Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's car in wild scene trib.al/XyTFOh8
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Not only is Donald Trump going to sign all dollar bills, he’s also going to post date them and write “please don’t cash yet.”
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