Emily Geeeee🧣🐾🌱🩺

Have a look at my Instagram for my hand drawn/painted oyster shells🎨🦪 Joyandcraft on the IG. Shop small y’all❤️

Jameis Winston was asked what his favorite Thanksgiving dish is: "My wife, man, she makes some kale collard greens. Her family’s from New Orleans so she makes a nice Creole dressing. It’s unbelievable. One of her cousins, her auntie, she always ships us some gumbo for us to start off the day with some gumbo. So, man, it’s a beautiful thing. Taysom Hill put me on this turkey. I’m typically a ham person, but Taysom Hill put me on this Uncle Ray’s turkey. They ship this turkey right to your door, you pop that thing in the oven and I’m talking about, it is succulent. That thing is juicy, it’s spicy, oh my gosh, it’s amazing."

Everyone at school or work this morning waiting for the Eagles fan to walk in

Me when I order crawfish

Unpopular Opinion If there were Spring Training games being played on Sunday, I would watch them instead of watching the Super Bowl.

Philip Seymour Hoffman’s performance in Along Came Polly deserves regular rewatches.

I remember when the “Wassup” Super Bowl commercial first aired, it became a global phenomenon.

This is the greatest cover of any song and it’s not even close.

This is bananas

Elderly woman checks in at the airport, gets confused and enters through the luggage compartment

White guys imitating Indians making street food. This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year. Ty to whoever made this.

In 2020, Aaron Judge's girlfriend (now wife), Samantha Bracksieck, was arrested for extreme DUI in Arizona. Administered two breathalyzer tests at the police station, her readings of .169 and .181 were both far higher than Judge's 2024 World Series batting average of .133.

If you needed a reminder how insane El Bombi’s 2023 postseason was, here’s how his numbers stacked up to two MVPs. COMBINED. 😳

Have to tweet it one last time while the Texas Rangers are still the reigning World Series champs 💙 thanks Joe Davis for the call that played in my head constantly for the past year

Have u won a playoff game at Minute Maid Park in the last 381 days

Happy 61st birthday to The Big Unit! Repost and reply for a chance to win this 🔥 Randy Johnson @Topps card.

Repost today for a chance to win this #LuckHappens VIP Experience on September 20 from @TexasLottery! Must be 18 or older to enter.

Repost for a chance to win a Jack Leiter autographed baseball! Giveaway closes on September 12 at 12 p.m. CT.

🚨Rockin’ Giveaway🚨 Repost for a chance to win this signed Kumar Rocker baseball!

.@langford_wyatt can FLY! 🏃‍♂️

We did it you guys. We did it.