Utibe-wonder Emah

@_afbeauty_ Like yam inside mortar she will receive tremors in wheel barrow position.

Sex is sweet but when a man draws your ass to the edge of the bed you know it’s a game over

@InsideIlorin_NG What a wicked man? He should build house not only for your family but for your village. Leave the marriage, you will marry another man that will build the house.

@IdiongoUdoh_ Vague suggestion. Can you count industries in those places and compare to Akwa Ibom. When @alexottiofr is done fixing power in Abia what do U think will happen? Umo Eno is cluesless

If I were Governor of Akwa Ibom State, instead of building quarters for state legislators, state executives + two towers/hotels outside the state, I would focus on using those billions to make Lagos, Abuja, PH etc. less attractive to our emerging graduates & young professionals.

@fabs_place @joe_elizab35510 @kenkenlewu So if she "met several men" does it mean none is her husband?

@joe_elizab35510 @kenkenlewu The husband is petty, that's why you don't have a husband

This man’s wife bought a car and took it straight to her pastor to pray over and bless it. After the prayers, they brought the car home, but the husband refused to open the gate. He told her to go and park it at the pastor’s house. His reason? He should have been the first to see and bless the car, not the pastor. Before this, the pastor already knew she was buying a car and even advised the husband on the type to choose. The wife said she wanted it to be a surprise. The husband replied: “How can something you’re buying for yourself be a surprise to me?” He insisted the car would not enter his compound. The car has been parked outside since yesterday.

@jelua23 @ChuksEricE Wahala for who born and who marry f00lish woman, more wahala for pikin wey f00lish woman born.

@ChuksEricE I thought VDM is against people using corrupt police to send people to prison, he’s doing the same thing right now, just like he did when he imported fake iPhone . Why does he always do what he claimed to be bad. Just like he did with Wummi , collected money to oppress her.

"I did not say Verydarkman met with IGP Disu Sahara Reporters did" - Sowore replies

@estherannuduma U dey cayraze? Dream of being bandit, et al.

You can’t even dream of becoming an astronaut in Nigeria.

@Prince_dc21_ Make I no put mouth for foolish matters. Na now e come find wisdom ? "Remember the door is open"

'Now I truly understand why so many women avoid marrying single fathers. Right now, my husband isn’t speaking to me, and it’s all because of his son. ​I am 28 years old and we have a 6-month-old baby together. I’ve known my husband for three years, and we have lived together for one. When we met, he was already a single dad to a 2-year-old boy (the mother sadly passed away during birth). ​That boy is now 5 years old. My biggest issue is that he doesn’t help with any chores at all, he doesn't like sweeping, same with washing the dishes, nothing. Since I have a newborn, my younger sister moved in to help me, and my husband even offered to pay for her tailoring school. ​Everything blew up last Wednesday. My husband came back home around 7: 50AM because he forgot his laptop. He found his son still at home and asked why he wasn't in school. I explained that I told the boy he had to finish his chores sweeping the house and washing dishes before he could leave for school. ​My husband lost his temper. He shouted that a 5-year-old is too young for chores and said my sister should be doing that work instead. I told him straight: my sister is not a maid; she is here to help me with the baby’s laundry. ​Since then he has been giving me the silent treatment. To make a point, he now wakes up at 5: 30AM every day to sweep the rooms and do the dishes himself so his son won't have to. ​Now, he has given me an ultimum. He wants my sister to leave so he can hire a professional nanny. I told him no, but he said if she isn't gone in a week, he will force her out himself. When I told him I would leave too, he simply said the door is open—but I’d have to leave our 6-month-old baby behind. ​ I’m currently stuck. I don’t want to lose my marriage, but I don’t want a stranger all in the name of a 'nanny' in my house either. If my sister leaves, she loses her chance at her training. Is it too much to ask a 5-year-old to do some household chores? Pls, whats wrong asking my step child to help out with chores??"

@Optimus_Dracula Junior if you die na truth kill you. This truth is like Blockchain transaction, can't be tampered.

Please ask your girlfriend where exactly she’s from if she says she’s from Akwa-Ibom. If you hear “Eket,” my brother, either leave her or go and work your ass off.

@tiphe_j It not harmful, her nesting there is due to habitat destruction from townscape. That the best place to guard her eggs from all harms. One lived on my window canopy and hatched 2 chicks which developed wings n are now gone.

I woke up this morning to find this bird outside the storeroom window. I’ve chased it away but it keeps coming back. Does anyone have suggestions on how to get rid of it for good? Also, are the eggs edible to eat?

@VERITY_HQ If the wine is pure, Chew bitter cola and be drinking . If U want it tasty add passion energy sachet for dragon power. Thank your ancestors not me.

Buy one liter of natural Palm wine , store it until it gets soured. Drink one shot every night , that the best viagra You can get anywhere. You go knack tire 🤝

@Chude_ND1 I had one named Aeroplane in Otor Udu Delta when I did my NYSC

I don't know why Ijaw parents name their kids weird names. How do you name your kid “Wonder” “Census” “Commander” Etc… wtf is wrong with you all in that Ijaw land? 😭😅

@Idarabasimi My former boss who is now late willed his property to his daughter in her maiden name . He said paradventure the marriage goes south.

disappears into his brother's black hole of bad decisions. And then what? Wait for my husband to "pay me back" with no timeline, no contract, just a promise? I love my husband. But I will not set myself on fire to keep his brother warm. The house stays mine.

My husband wants me to sell the small house my mother left me so he can help his brother pay off a debt. He says he'll pay me back. I told him no. He's angry. Says I'm choosing a building over family.

@Saintwizzy8 @trigottista @leodey4u You're now a grown up beggar with more experience.

@trigottista @leodey4u This was way back in 2024 bro. I’m grown now.

NADECO was formed on May 15, 1994 Comment whose name you DIDN’T FIND on the LlST THE FOUNDING 49 SIGNATORIES TO NADECO WERE : Chief Michael Adekunle Ajasin Mallam Lawal Dambazzau Commodore Ebitu Ukiwe Chief Anthony Enahoro Major General Adeyinka Adebayo (retd.) Chief Bola Ige Commodore Dan Suleiman Dr Chukwuemeka Ezeife Professor Anya O. Anya Colonel Yohanna Madaki Reverend Father Moses Adasu Dr Beko Ransome-Kuti Reverend Tunji Adebiyi Chief Ade Ojo Chief Ralph Obioha Chief Empire Kanu Chief Michael Anyiam Dr. Sola Soile Vice Admiral Akin Aduwo Chief E. Duru Mr. Nick Dazzang Mr. Labaran Maku Dr A. A. Akingba Mr Babas Eko Oyekanmi Mr Alex Ayatolla Mrs Sarah Jubril Alhaji Ganiyu Dawodu Mr O. P. Edodo Mr A. Barber Otunba Olabiyi Durojaiye Chief Olusegun Osoba Chief John Odigie-Oyegun Prof. Bolaji Akinyemi, Alhaji Mohammed Siraj Hamza Dr. Wahab Dosunmu Otunba Aboyade Cole Major General Olufemi Olutoye (rtd) Chief Sobo Sowemimo Dr. Steve Achema Chief Olaniwun Ajayi Chief Olu Falae Brigadier-General Jonah Jang Chief Abraham Adesanya Chief Ayo Adebanjo Mr. Alao Aka-Bashorun Mr. Emmanuel Njiwah Chief Vincent Nwizugbo Dr. Uma Eleazu

@jnrlebronjames @_falsi1ke U know the business absolutely

Take care of yourself and your health. I've come to realize that doctors don't know anything. It's just guesswork.

@GRVlagos @FinPlanKaluAja1 The pipe was galvanised then, water was gushing with pressure. Pure water came later tied in waterproof as ice water. What a distant departure we are in!

@FinPlanKaluAja1 After playing football, wash your legs and your face then drink water from the tap next to the field, water supplied by the water works, AND not get sick, there was nothing like pure water sachets then.

Most of the kids here in X don't really understand that Nigeria was a giant Nigeria was so wealthy that it was sending engineers, doctors and professionals across Africa and the Caribbean for free. Today, it's reduced to parents struggling to get a branded carton of Maggie and tomato sauce with the photos of the president to feed kids they can't afford If all you know is hot, dirty water to drink, then cold, dirty water is an improvement Some of us drank clean water from a public tap

@magxi500 Rubbish Vincent is from Akwa Ibom State. Lie-nus

TOP 13 NIGERIA'S BEST FOOTBALL PLAYERS OF ALL TIME: 1. 🟢Sam Okwaraji - Igbo 2. 🟢Jay-Jay Okocha - Igbo 3. 🟢Nwankwo Kanu - Igbo 4. 🟢Vincent Enyeama - Igbo 5. 🟢Mikel John Obi - Igbo 6. 🟢Sunday Oliseh - Igbo 7. 🟢Stephen Keshi - Igbo 8. 🟢Sam Chukwueze - Igbo 9. 🟢Alex Iwobi - Igbo 10. 🟢Destiny Kosiso - Igbo 11. 🟤Taribo West - Ijaw 12. 🟣Rashidi Yekini - Yoruba 13. 🟤Victor Osimhen - Edo

@Morris_Monye Heard of Iwuanyanwu Nationale, Niger Tornadoes, Calabar Rovers, Bendel Insurance? Chai our football don die!

Most of you don’t know there was a football club very popular in the 90s and early 2000s called Lobi Stars based in Makurdi, Benue state. Not sure if they are currently defunct.

@TheRoseAkai If you join APC na grammar you dey speak, with no +ve benefits to citizens. Afia ette is back-benching us badly.

Mehn, we’ve regressed under Umo Eno. So so unfortunate.

@Big_Vhibez @n6oflife6 You no be today nigga. You play Mortal Kombat for 97, 98. U don get small grey hair plus 7 children.

@n6oflife6 Boss have you been playing "Mortal Combat" lately? Because this is "Fatal Brutality"😭😭😭 .

Make I contribute to Fix Pesin Legs wey Him go later use tomorrow To stand on Bola’s Mandate… smh 🙄😂😂😂😭

@UdofiaEA As in yak eshave itid ye mfed with that thing.

My Akwa Ibom family. Buy one of this, once a month tiangha ukot iba da as wide as you can, shave from your anus to your scrotum for men and to around your vagina for women. Great hygiene. Those areas of our body needs good care also.