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Bore me Mr. President

@Emcee322

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Bore me Mr. President
Bore me Mr. President@Emcee322·
God have mercy
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Scot Pollard@ScotPollard31·
Watching the new Mario brother movie with my wife and my son and let me tell you. I’d rather watch 15 dogs shit on my lawn
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🌷🐰 sonya serendipitously 🐇🎀
everyone is gonna be so pissed when the supposed "generational wealth transfer" from boomers goes straight to end-of-life care
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Joseph@Jojosdojo·
Horrific conversation in a Skoda dealership just now about electric cars: Me: so how long does the battery last? Rep: about 100k / 8yrs Me: then you swap the battery? Rep: nope. Swap the car. The battery is built into the floor.
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Coach Noah Revoy | Arms Dealer For The Soul 🏴‍☠️
The best thing I ever did for my marriage was to tell my wife that I would no longer be doing any chores in the house. No cooking, no cleaning, nothing. I was going to focus on making money so the family had plenty of resources, and she would focus on the domestic responsibilities. Everything has been better ever since. A clear division of responsibility reduces marital conflict.
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Andrew Kaufman MD
Andrew Kaufman MD@AndrewKaufmanMD·
A recent study in the Journal of the American Medical Association, which analyzed more than 5 million births nationwide, found that refusals of vitamin K shots nearly doubled between 2017 and 2024, from 2.9% to 5.2%. Parents are starting to trust the health of their babies and are opting out of unnecessary and unproven interventions that can actually cause harm with their baby. This is a great trend to see. Parents are taking their power back and are opting out of the standard recommendations within the profit-driven and corrupt allopathic medical system.
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Boki X@Wake__Up__01·
@drterrysimpson You think giving someone who needs to heal chicken nuggets as fuel bc it's what makes them "happy"? You are a dum fuk and an A hole Nutrition is one of the most important things. The body needs 150 minerals, trace elements, carbs, protein, good fats, and antioxidants to function
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☀️🌷Catholic Charm ✞ 🌷☀️
I really need young ladies to have better judgement bc wdym this average looking dude with a wedding band tattoo is your soulmate?? Please use your brains 😭 I was anything but shocked to see this guy’s wife commented
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Bore me Mr. President
@mom_of_littles Doctor offices usually dont have psychs on board for assessment and heavily rely on a school psych for an eval...its free and it doesnt cost them to pay a therapist. Find an outpatient clinic for your son. Good luck
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Jenna@mom_of_littles·
Son is displaying some pretty severe ADHD behavior along with his sensory processing stuff. Pediatrician gave me an evaluation to fill out. Nurse called me back today. Here’s how the convo went. Nurse (super nice): so Dr said it does look like he’s showing some early signs of ADHD. Dr wants to repeat the evaluation in November after he starts school so the teacher can get to know him and fill out the eval. Me: okay and what if we’re homeschooling? Nurse (super rude): uh. IS that what you’re doing? Me: yeah that’s why I said that Nurse (even more rude): okay well if that’s the case then this (the ADHD) doesn’t even matter Me: ……. Like what the heck?? Does ADHD only affect kids negatively when they’re in public school? I hung up the phone after she said that.
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💕 Doll Face✨@smoke_nd_pearlz·
Whew boy. He was just smiling and having a GOOD OL TIME!
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@MagneticNorse I knew this was AI as a birdowner because there is no clicking of toenails on the floor as he struts down the hall
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Magnetic Norse@MagneticNorse·
This is the kind of energy I want to see from you at work this week
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Aureus (Sochan MIP 2027)
@catherinespaws The bigger question is why the fuck can the oldest kid not read "promoting" and needs to sound it out? American parents are actually abusive as fuck when it comes to education.
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@Madz_Grant Life is much busier nowadays and people dont have the luxury of sleeping away the day. Many parents have 2 jobs and have to be up before their kids to get housework done.
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Madeline Grant@Madz_Grant·
I've noticed amongst friends who have little kids that they are basically forced into waking up when they do. When I was little I remember v clearly knowing that we shouldn't go and wake parents until at least 9am on a weekend, and generally entertaining ourselves in the morning
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Adam Carolla@adamcarolla·
Lots of talk but the truth is many of you got duped into acting like pussy cowards because of Covid and now you are too ashamed to admit that you were wrong
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@sofiaicarbone Uhhh this feels not true
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Sofia Carbone@sofiaicarbone·
one year ago i had a miscarriage and a botched d&c *without anesthesia*. it was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life ...but i wouldn't change it for the world coz they missed a spot & my little angel is three months old🥰
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Babe@hey_im_babe·
I’ve never witnessed a man more obsessed with women who wear leggings.
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@Michaeldudufudu The cardiologist who saved my dads life is an Indian immigrant . Even if he didnt do that he is still a kind human being.
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Michael Orthodox ☦@Michaeldudufudu·
How do Indian immigrants make my life better as an American?
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