Emily New

Ouch

Bad axe throwing Kiss my axe Axecident

Are we finally over the axe throwing craze everyone?

And all the bad puns that came with it?

Also, why is it considered the ultimate insult to call a man “Mr. [Insert Wife’s Name Here]”?

@Talkdesk please make this stop

New phone with better camera means better pictures of Baldwin. Example A

@hmbyers Dont you miss those stage 2 opps?

@outreach_io Hi - is there a major platform bug for you guys right now? We're having major issues and our sales team can't do their jobs. Please advise.

Kennedy: "So here is the answer Democrats offer tonight: we choose both. We fight for both. Because the strongest, richest, greatest nation in the world shouldn't leave any one behind." #SOTU

Currently

Not to be dramatic but I thought 2018 was ~our year~ #sadbulldawg

All I want to do is watch UGA hype videos all day.

There are NINE dogs in the office right now.

I’ve been covering sports for 2+ decades.. this is top 5 worst officiated game I’ve ever seen

The refs in this #ATLvsNO game are def on the naughty list

The sign of a good night

Internet down at the office on a Monday morning equals a new high score on the chrome dinosaur game

Oh my god there are actual Christmas carolers on my street right now SCREAMING jingle bells at 9pm on a Sunday night, and it is in no way endearing

May we never forget this masterpiece cc @hmbyers @baileycider

Look at this A++ gift @robbyjayala picked out for me from Bali