Emily Overholt

I can't find anywhere to stream or watch myself swim in the Olympics today SOS

Explain yourself @duolingo

Why does every clothing brand use the same Shopify template?

I swear, @TheSnacket lets me down EVERY YEAR

Certainly enough people are talking about Bad Vegan on Netflix but not nearly enough are talking about the throwaway plot line where she thinks dating Alec Baldwin would have prevented everything!!!!

hi, i'm johnny knoxville and this is me opening all adobe programs at the same time.

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I’ve always wanted a single person to read one of my tweets and look, here’s video evidence of two people reading TWO tweets

@briskwalk @NYTimesWordplay I just wish we didn't have to monetize cultural moments. Imagine if Twitter had charged a fee to see those llamas escaping in Arizona in 2016. It takes the fun out of something universal.

@briskwalk @NYTimesWordplay When the NYT ultimately slaps Wordle behind their paywall and ads rankings and levels and mini Wordles or whatever they do, it stops being egalitarian and becomes another New York Times product.

the way the UPS truck blocked my driveway and then did not bring me a package.....

I sent an email with an open parenthetical, so I'll be hiding for the rest of the day. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers!

The mighty remains of the Old Overholt distillery, Broad Ford, PA.

PSA: If you get a medical bill that's higher than you expected CALL. I just had $97 knocked off a bill because they said it was silly that my insurance didn't cover something. A few weeks ago I was allowed to split something into payments. Phone anxiety be damned.

And then i wondered, do writers not care about ME?

Excuse me, I’m going to need analytics access to my wedding website @zola

@briskwalk @AllTimeLow @dog_rates @krysmetcalf Legitimately is that Welly

Count us in for walkies

Shoutout to the homies who put if the meeting is internal or external in the event name.