Emily Ulman

@caseyLchalmers Oh my god. Do you remember me doing this?

@caseyLchalmers I didn’t get enough time to vote—but mine overrides: CHRISTMAS SHOES.

I lie in the middle of the fake green grass and look up so I can't see the waste, only the sky.

I'm watching David Beckham's son sing Christmas music on YouTube instead of studying for statistics.

If I see one more pic of that red swimsuit...

Fact of physics: it's never the obvious answer choice.

Why does everyone get so excited for LDOC? Honestly I have so much more to stress about; classes aren't over until I turn that final in.

I just found a flat granola bar at the bottom of my backpack that expired in 2014. Funny bc I got this bag last fall.

I think I just accidentally high-fived a guy on a golf cart who was actually just signaling a right hand turn.

@GordonRamsayluv Honest level of excitement

34 years ago today NC State 54 Houston 52 National Champions!

Every time I work the graveyard shift, I get caught up in trail blogs and wake up later almost undoubtably planning my App Trail thru hike.

fam remember u gotta delete the negativity from ur life

Me: "I'm depressed" Stella: "get in line"

Someone be creepy and take a pic while I'm sleeping. I want to see myself in a state of complete peace. I don't think it exists, need proof.

Chatting with the REI online help service is the extent of my love life rn.

@GordonRamsayluv I definitely would AND give you a place to stay

I just want to sit in my room eating zebra cakes and watching "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen."

Just over here lookin' up sustainable alternatives for toilet paper...

Perks of working 4-8am, I can do jumping jacks and blast Kelly Rowland from behind the desk...until my boss walks in.