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@RickyTheGee @cnnbrk I explained this to my little girls last night. No words can describe the looks in their eyes. Feeling optimisic and proud.

@cnnbrk Every reason to believe we will have the first female Vice President Not to mention a Vice President of color

Plans are being made for Joe Biden to deliver a prime-time address tonight. Follow live updates on presidential results: cnn.it/2U0XLPs

Check out Poopy! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMJAoRu5B/

Omg! I think I heard the UPS truck! Hopefully it’s my printer ink. People will be so excited that I can print, sign, and return papers to them via USPS.

I thought I was cool. My kids have assured me that is not so.

😂🤘

@ScaryMommy I once filled a paper bag with various items on the floor of my car because I forgot my kid was supposed to turn in her “rainbow bag.” Got em all too!

I am a hot mess mom: I forget to rsvp to parties. I pack lunches ten minutes before we leave for school. I forget class projects. I leave clothes in the washer overnight. I'm never on time.

Hearing tales of furloughed govt workers who can't make basic payments after missing one or two paychecks is a reminder of our fucked up economy! These are supposed to be middle class jobs, but if you can't survive skipping one paycheck, that's not middle class!

@write2sarah @JessicaValenti Holy shit! You went to Berkeley? 😉

Chris Farley and I started at Second City on the same day. You knew the minute you saw him on stage he was great. He was sweet and smart and funny. When I heard he had died, 21 years ago today, I fell to the ground. Rest In Peace.

And the guy in the left corner kicked back and staring at the ceiling.

🙏😚🤣😂❤️

@ScaryMommy Ahhhh

Me to kids: Put your shoes on. We’re leaving in 2 minutes. [No one moves] Me: OK, it's time to go. [No one moves] Me: I'm getting in the car. [No one moves] Me: I'm leaving, NOW. [No one moves] Me: Are you fucking kidding me? Kid: OMG, you said the F-word!!!

@marklanegan There is a voice in my head and an angel on my shoulder to remind me that I am not broken. Even when it all seems hopeless.. I will not wash away, nor will the countless gifts he bestowed on this world.

Miss you brother

@GovMikeHuckabee Strategic marketing at its finest.

Bigotry. On the menu at Red Hen Restaurant in Lexington VA. Or you can ask for the “Hate Plate”. And appetizers are “small plates for small minds” twitter.com/presssec/statu…

My father, Chris Cornell, taught me to help those that are less fortunate and to speak for those who do not have a voice. For #WorldRefugeeDay I want to share this song we recorded together in honor of all he believed in... bit.ly/WorldRefugeeDa… #NothingCompares2U

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Bourdain represented a dying ideal American archetype, maybe one that never fully existed: infinitely curious, empathetic but skeptical, warm but caustic, cerebral but self-taught, an outlaw who was relentlessly charming and fearless w/out toxic aggression. What a loss, damn.

All this famine, disease, war and terrorism is distracting people away from the fact that I’m offended by a joke I just heard. Does no one care about my feelings?