Eng Geoffrey Kimani

@DavidMwang36908 @MrKimmKE 🤣🤣🤣

@EngKimani_ @MrKimmKE The one that we think is true is more engaging 😆

Njugush should conduct DNA to the kids esp the firstborn he looks more like kabogo.

@tonykaromo The line between bravery, stupidity & idiocy is very thin that most confuse the trio. The girl is comfortable with the Tout shouting TAO TAO TAO but conscious once the preacher talks. Kwa matatu,punguza rights,tulia ufike stage Yako ushuke. In your personal car do as you wish.

A GenZ lady confronts a matatu preacher for disturbing peace and claiming 'autonomy of free speech' as a Christian.

@mathtech789 28m²

Calculate the area of shaded region?

@ignyharaz2 Habari na Diana ni a matter of when. Not if.

No manual man. Nameless and Wahu have been together since 2005. Mwalimu Churchill and his hidden wife still cooking. Size 8 & DJ Mo are still enjoying Bahati & Diana Marua are still in love Bien-Aimé Baraza & Chiki Kuruka are there. Ruto and his Mama country are here after 40+ yrs. Mama and papah married in 70s na bado wako on Lulu and Rashid bado wanatupea news na kutupasha. Kabi and Milly wa Jesus Terence and his Chebby Raila and Ida Abel and Nyawira The list is endless man. Sometimes you may do all they did to succeed but still fail. Ukitaka oa mkamba, oa mlevi, ukitaka mpee pesa, ukitaka parara na yeye.. Wakudumu atadumu na wakulamwa ata mulamwa.

@_MtuTano Ok. Betty Kyalo.

After Njugush's scandal. We go back to the big question of the year. Bibi mkamba ama Bibi mlevi??

@NytoP2PMwangi He should have never done this. He's just confirmed he only has a serious face and good at pushing people away. Punching like a lady was the last thing I expected from him.

Maurice Ogeta, Raila Odinga’s bodyguard showcasing his boxing skills 👌👌

@MikeSonko Ati ulikuwa karibu kuangukia ama hata ushaangukia? She fine and pretty. Wewe uko na pesa na uwezo. Mtoe kwa streets. The streets are dirty for her.

Just woken up kuenda kukojoa usingizi ikaruka. Haka kadame karibu niangukie pale JKIA leo.

@TheNairobiTimez My broke days taught me one thing; Don't date a beautiful woman. Utakufa depression. Pesa itakugongea.

Former Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko is once again trending online after sharing a video of himself interacting with a waitress at JKIA. In the now-viral clip, Sonko is seen casually seated while taking tea at one of the airport hotels when he strikes up a conversation with the young lady who works there. The exchange quickly takes a personal turn as Sonko asks the waitress whether she is in a relationship, to which she responds that she is not. The former governor then goes a step further, asking for her phone number and inquiring whether she owns a passport, remarks that have since fueled mixed reactions across social media. Watch Video 📽️👇

@baroswahjr So many gaps in this narrative. Chokoraa has a case to answer here. I'm 100% convinced. Who blocks a car on a highway? Thika road? Was it his responsibility? Why didn't he call police to the scene? But bundled the boy in his boot? They are 4,there was seat for a 5th passenger

Dennis Njuguna, aka Cokora wa Nairobi, has landed in some deep shiet! On Monday this week, while driving along Thika Road with his crew, he spotted a car being driven recklessly. Fearing it could cause an accident, he blocked it. The driver turned out to be a 20-year-old with no license. A commotion broke out, and as a crowd began to gather, Cokora feared the young man might face mob justice. He stepped in, placed him in the boot of his car for safety, and drove him to Juja Police Station. He recorded an OB, but just as they were about to leave, things took a sudden turn ,they were detained and accused of abduction. Meanwhile, the same driver they had taken to the station was released immediately. Yesterday, the matter was settled after they paid the boy’s family KSh 25,000. But unexpectedly, a new charge of robbery with violence emerged, and he was detained again. This morning, he is at Thika Law Courts, still unaware of who the complainant is.

@TRobinsonNewEra The problem might be your beaches, not my kinsmen. This is my backyard beach, Kilifi-Kenya. Those blacks left behind such beautiful beaches. Blame those mud looking beaches & not the people.

Ostend beach in Belgium. A literal visual representation of how importing the third world creates the third world. The same across Western Europe. Importing people with no respect or decency, will treat everything you hold dear, as nothing. They've got to go back.

@georgediano Another Betty Kyalo. From the streets she came and to the streets she has returned. Atakuwa analewa na kuvuta bangi ndio asmile. She'll be faking happiness smiling sheepishly with mouth wide open, but slowly dying from the inside. Usherati/umalaya is a forever guilt mine.

Comedian Njugush has finally confirmed that he parted ways with his wife Wakavinye late last year. The two have been married for over 10 years, with businesses together and two sons. It’s said the marriage started experiencing turbulence when our boy Njugush caught Wakavinye receiving her voltage electricity from a young, strong Gen Z who apparently operates on a three-phase transformer with no blackout schedule. Njugush would come back for inspection at his Kakuma power station only to find the site already generously watered like a well-irrigated shamba after long rains. My guy thought maybe the wife was yearning for his holy tree thus the wetness,, kumbe kakuma power grid had a new caretaker doing overtime shifts, even on public holidays. Little did he know he was clocking on another man’s cum acting as a lubricant,,,, mailood ni Mbayaa! Women are Omena😭!! The two are now in the process of separating their joint businesses, investments, and setting up a proper co-parenting mechanism as they finalize their divorce. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@briansureobino I weep for South Africa. A beautiful land full of idiots.

What’s going on in South Africa is regrettable. We can’t be our own enemies, beating fellow African just because they came hustling in your country is insane level of xenophobia. I thought South Africa’s main problem is the Whites who took their land illegally, I’m surprised they’re beating fellow Africans in the streets too. Quite embarrassing. What’s up with South Africans? Apartheid must have left them with very bad trauma & possibly mental issues.

@Mastardcesh He should have been beaten to a pulp. Very useless guy.

@HonMosiria I lost my Mother at KNH in 2023 in a a similar manner&I strongly believe there was foul play-possible kidney theft as well. KNH doctors told her she needed a fibroids surgery.Went ahead and performed a botched surgery.I hate KNH passionately. A routine check-up ended in death.

WEZI WA KIDNEY!!. STOLEN KIDNEY EXPOSE !! This lady was suffering from fibroids. After undergoing surgery to remove them, she developed severe swelling affecting her legs, head, and other parts of her body. She visited several hospitals without getting a clear diagnosis. She later went to Mbagathi Hospital, where an ultrasound and CT scan were conducted, revealing that her left kidney was missing. She had initially seen the doctor on Inooro TV, where he explained how he treats fibroids and mentioned that he works at Maragua District Hospital. She took his number, contacted him, and he gave her an appointment. However, instead of performing the procedure at a government facility, he took her to a private hospital in Ruiru where the surgery was carried out. It was after this procedure that she began experiencing complications, including the swelling that forced her to seek further medical attention. I appeal to KMPDC and the Ministry of Health to urgently intervene, support her in accessing treatment, and assist in providing legal services. For any assistance, kindly contact her on 0724539559. Hii pia kuna mtu utaona kwa comments ooh mosiria ni clout chaser

@eddie_wrt South Africa has so many imbeciles honestly. One half is anti-white, the other anti-blacks. One day we'll leave it to you guys.

“We don’t want Africans here anymore. We’re tired of seeing African migrants moving all over the world, refusing to fix their own countries. We’re making it clear: we don’t want you here. You know you’re visitors, yet you’ve decided to integrate into our communities. Can we come to Ghana and do what you’re doing?” - South Africans confront a Ghanaian migrant in South Africa

@makaumutua You've sounded more of an LGBTQ activist than a presidential advisor.

A better idea for those who want to protest fuel prices — please use that energy to go open the Strait of Hormuz!

@HonAdenDuale @rigathi Now write another rhetorical paragraph about that I.C.C suspect friend of yours. You'll need a special wall because; *Weston lies unresolved *ADC land lingers *ICC witnesses disappearances *Mexico maize scandal *Sgr cutbacks Just name any scam, and the saint is there

Kenya deserves leaders of integrity, not endless controversy. @rigathi Gachagua rose to high office under a cloud of serious corruption allegations involving billions of shillings. Even the courts have questioned the source of his wealth. But this story did not begin there. In 1997, he was dismissed from the civil service while serving as a District Officer in Laikipia over gross misconduct. A matter he has never fully explained to the public. In July 2021, he was arrested by the DCI at his Nyeri home over allegations of money laundering and abuse of office, tied to vast sums of money flowing through accounts associated with him. Even within his own family, disputes have spilled into the open. Relatives of the late Nyeri Governor, Nderitu Gachagua, have raised concerns over the handling of a multibillion-shilling estate. Claims that remain contested, but serious enough to demand clarity. Then came the unthinkable. For the first time in our history, a sitting Deputy President was impeached by constitutional institutions over violations of oath, divisive rhetoric and conduct deemed unfit for office. This is a pattern that raises urgent questions: Can we trust leadership weighed down by persistent integrity concerns? Can a nation unite under divisive politics? Can accountability mean anything if we ignore such a record? I have challenged the impeached former Deputy President to state clear facts and stand firmly on integrity. If he wishes to lecture the nation, he must be ready to answer every question, not just the convenient ones.

@Arsenal Don't despair guys. I'm a man I fan but I desperately want you guys to win this title. A game in hand for man city is not worth 3 points. We wait. Congratulations champs in advance.

Full-time in Manchester.

@Arsenal Weka Mawe! Ni mbayaa....