Retro

@TheHateCentral Damn, found one Frenchman.

@topskillsportuk It is absolutely ridiculous how few Frenchmen there are.

🚨 France has released its team NUMBERS and its absolutely ridiculous 🇫🇷👕

@EckhartsLadder Shame he's a libtard, though.

> be me > Chad moves into neighborhood > wife won’t stop watching him drive by on his motorbike > she makes me watch all his movies and shows > even my kids love him > get drunk and finally confront him one afternoon > get beat up in front of my kids > selectively edit the tape > everyone finds out > wife leaves me and takes kids > his face outside my window everyday

@nocontextfooty 'ALL LEAGUES' Well, technically...

Your last saved picture of a footballer is winning the ballon d’or:

@equipedefrance Not a single Frenchman.

Armada offensive 🇫🇷🔥

@GBarca_ Those in-box clearances from Cubarsí and Martín, as García dives anyway just in case. 🙌🙌🙌

Things you see in every Barca game

@90sfootball *Checks opponent* *No surprise*

Remember when this free-kick by Jari Litmanen wasn't given as a goal? 🤯

@Pxxdwskiii I love Lewy, but it's bold of you to assume he had any choice in the matter.

There was absolutely no need for Lewandowski to put that top bins

@Soaringeagle45 Oh oh But the woman is a whore for stepping out.

After having six kids, a husband began calling his wife "Mother of Six" instead of using her name. At first, she laughed it off, but it wore her down. He'd say things like, "Mother of Six, grab me water!" or "Mother of Six, what's for dinner?" He continued to do this until one evening at a party, he joked again: "Mother of Six, let's go!" She, tired of it, instantly fired back in a loud voice, "Sure, Father of Four!"

@nocontextfooty When Hobos and Blacks get some money...

@centregoals @Telegraph Seig Heil!

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Adolf Hütter is understood to be a serious contender if Igor Tudor is sacked as Tottenham coach. ⚪️👔 [@Telegraph]

@Dominos_UK Third world immigration

tell a sad story in 3 words

@MunchenXtra Bro is flabbergasted.

Glitch in Matrix 🟥

@historyinmemes Overacted to oblivion. This should actually take half a day to prepare for.

Bradley Cooper spent six years training to perform this single scene, which lasts over six minutes.

@Coinvo Quit if you work there.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Billionaire Larry Silverstein just insured the Citi Bank building in Los Angeles against terrorist attacks.

@nocontextfooty Pep Guardiola hates fun.

@hardfootypix Blood rivals, btw.