Eric Carlson

Dear @DillingersAME Please book @honeyhoneyband Signed @ThatBaldGuy3 @Ericdoesnttweet @SplatZone25 @YESJCatig @xANTiVEN0Mx and Yours Truly.

I love big black cock and balls. @tommycang12

@tommycang12 @BSing78 No He said you couldn't steal his beer. He called you a Beer Thief.

@andrewmarsh6 my furlow was bigger than my sisters

Downloading the New @punchdrunk to hear myself try to talk basketball with the broners. Check it out @samtripoli @AriShaffir @theteeb

toadhopnetwork.com/f/Punch Here is the link for the podcast in my previous tweet. Check these guys out. Funny funny sports podcast.

I'm the got dam jager demon. I drink until i pass out and snore until i wake up.

That's not true. You know as well as i do, i don't even talk to hot chicks in order for that to happen.

So excited about Phillip Phlipps on #AmericanIdolFinale

@danieltosh follow @WeinerCon bitch.

@danieltosh Follow @WeinerCon bitch!

@SplatZone25 @xantiven0mx On my way broskies. #guysnight

@_emilycarlson Awe come on Emily. You should not treat me like that mister sister.

Really disappointed @jc22catig didn't show back up last night. :*(

@_emilycarlson #OMG Emily your so stupid #mysisterlivesintge50s

I just don't get why ppl can't respect this pimpin. #realgame

Wish we pooped out of our feet.

@Hunt3r_Jordan @andrewmarsh6 @jc22catig @splatzone25 @wafm7 @xantiven0mx #me

@Hunt3r_Jordan @andrewmarsh6 @jc22catig @splatzone25 @wafm7 @xantiven0mx Yeah dudes I tried to make it @twitterlesseric but you can't