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“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

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@TheDunkCentral @espn At this point I can start a rumor about the Clippers and it would end up on ESPN.

People around the league think LeBron could sign with the Clippers if Kawhi Leonard’s contract gets voided, per @espn “Several team personnel around the league speculated that if the NBA's investigation into Kawhi Leonard's Aspiration endorsement deal ended up with Leonard's contract being voided as a punishment, James could sign with the Clippers for more than the Lakers would offer him.” (Via espn.com/nba/)

I do this every time I sneeze and my friends just think I’m losing it 😭

Preciso de uma figurinha assim no meu WhatsApp IMEDIATAMENTE

“I don’t like Mexican food”

アメリカの皆さん こんにちは

When I tell my son to get me another beer and he says "Why not 2?" instead of "Dad it's 8am on a Tuesday"

Koreans are the gayest chinese. Like spaniards are the gayest mexicans.

Christopher Nolan says he’s seen ‘La La Land’ three or four times. “La La Land, to me, is an extraordinary film. It’s amazing piece of directing, and I don’t usually like musicals.”

I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king. I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.

Another unrecognized $3.99 to Apple

@thealexiskraft It’s not that deep.

don’t love the message this sends to davante tbh but whatever, we move.

I think about this at least once a day.. the goat… coach knew he’d make a play… 🥹

i cannot express how appreciate i am to @BSieman for the shoutout on the broadcast. havent stopped smiling since i found out. man what even is life. thank you again!

@CultureCrave Inside the climate pledge arena is devils work

UFC president Dana White reacts to fans complaining about them using AI generated promo videos: "Give me a fucking break. AI is coming, and if we're using AI who gives a shit. People are upset... and we should use artists?" "Shut the fuck up and watch the fights"

My family is FULL OF ALCOHOLIC but soon as I spark my blunt up Im A crackhead

@APH00PS Ball knower on multiple levels.

#seated to watch Project Hail Mary for the 3rd time this week with my 3rd friend group

Goosebumps with the mythical Estadio Azteca plus the Mexican National Anthem. 🏟️🔊 AURA. 💚🤍❤️