EthereumJesus.ETH ⟠🙌🏻🦇🔊

this is insane a coffee shop is using AI to monitor every employee and customer in real time > how many cups each barista has made > how long every customer has been waiting > who's working fast and who's falling behind walmart already does this across all their stores. it's only a matter of time before every small business has access to this kind of tech.

1/ Fusaka is coming December 3rd. Ethereum’s next major upgrade shows that the network can grow to meet global demand, without compromising on decentralization or permissionlessness. Whether you’re a user, builder, institution, or operator, here’s how Fusaka will impact you.

Ok make the most pro-crypto president in history win the election Now send his own meme coin to zero with no bounces Ok now send random tech stocks 1000% instead of crypto Now use these tech companies to spy on the population Double the cost of living Ok now give their jobs to immigrants Blame job displacement on Chinese manufacturing and start a tariff war Wait till they sell Now undo the tariff war Ok now convince them that 4 year cycles aren’t a thing anymore at the top of the 4 cycle Now start the tariff war again Shut down the government Tell them they jave a gambling addiction Ok give boomers more tax braaks and send their gold to ath because they worked harder. Wait till boomers die now send the dollar to zero.

Last chance to buy ETH under $5k is right now.

@ameensol @evabeylin Congrats bro! 🥳

gonna marry @evabeylin 🥰

Waiting for all the people who bought the top in 2021 to take micro profits before we go higher.

Another 4 years. We earned this. 🚀

At this stage of the cycle, ETH isn't allowed to crash if it's still below All Time High. Once it's above, it still needs room to crash back to the previous All Time High. This is the way. 🧙🏻‍♂️

All you had to do was: nothing. Patience pays.

Michael Saylor should've bought ETH too. Tisk tisk.

ETHzilla!

This is the exact moment I knew ETH was going to $20k.

It's crazy that Michael Saylor is this dangerously unexposed to Ethereum while watching Tom Lee beat him at his own game.

ETH got its' Saylor. Maybe even a few. Hide your ETH, we're going above what you think is possible.

@Melt_Dem Lol

soon™️

@0xlouski @fundstrat He can’t come in 11 years late and steal my name 😂

@fundstrat ETH Jesus

@moon_guurl 😎

$20k ETH is coming.

@mateo_ventures @crypto_condom I’m still here 😎

@crypto_condom @EthereumJesus is OG tho and was our early steward. Maybe Ethereum St. Paul 😅🤝

I’m advocating Tom Lee get renamed to Ethereum Jesus. The guy knows how to sell it.

The stars are aligning for ETH: ⏩ $1.25bn ETF inflows over 19 straight days ⏩ Adoption as a treasury asset ⏩ Price turnaround (+100% from lows) Institutions are noticing. We’ve come together to tell the world why. Introducing ETH: Digital Oil for the Digital Economy (1/7)