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@WWE @godsmack When it comes to finding your calling in this life, I'll put this guy in the same category as Micheal Jackson and Lionel Messi

There will NEVER be another Brock Lesnar! 😤 🎵: "I Stand Alone" by @godsmack

@vini_ball @MadridXtra 🤯🤯

@MadridXtra Insane press resistance 😭

Journalist: “I want to ask you about Kylian Mbappé.” 🗣️ Toni Kroos: “Look. We can stop now. I'm not going to answer any more questions about Real Madrid. If someone has a question about the award here… otherwise we can end it now.” Journalist: “What does it mean to you that people keep talking about you…” 🗣️ Toni Kroos: “It's a question about Real Madrid, my friend. You haven’t heard me.” Journalist: “People still talk about you. Do you think teams need a player like you? In football, not Real Madrid.” 🗣️ Toni Kroos: “With this question you think Real Madrid don’t have it? Yes, yes. I’m not stupid.”

@PSGINT_ Carvajal must be the most underrated footballer of all time

Madrid 2 peat vs PSG (potential) 2 peat Navas > Safonov Carvajal < Hakimi Ramos > Marquinhos Varane < Pacho Marcelo < Nuno Casemiro < Vitinha Kroos < Vitinha Modric > Fabian Isco > Doue CR7 > Kvaratskhelia Benzema < Dembele

Fun fact: Vinicius will still win the UCL after he joins Bayern before Mbappe🤣

@HarmlessHQ I honestly thought he was some kind of grandmaster

Has never participated in any international chess tournament. Has never been a grandmaster. Has never produced a student that competed at global level. Is not in the list of 100 best chess players in Africa. Is not in the list of 1000 best chess players in the world. Just a few wins against homeless kids in the outskirts of Lagos and well starched kaftan.

@Vk_Preacher Na just borehole, no need for this plenty story

A couple of months ago I noticed an electrical box - it was hidden in some bushes in my yard Had two power cables plugged into it Today, curiosity got the better of me- So I started digging I pulled at the wires and started digging down, untangling them as I went. Ever so careful not to accidentally cut them. After a few hours I hit something solid, something that the wires were feeding into Concrete. I frantically started widening the hole I had made in the tough soil- trying to find the edges of this mysterious structure And then I saw it: a metal D-ring. Attached to a hatch. The previous owners told me not to go digging around in the yard I think I found their secret

So you’re telling me mbappe did not work with 4 of the best assisters in the champions league 😭😭

@Teeniiola This might be the worse video I have ever seen in my life, even if it's clout its just plain horrible

GehGeh can’t you feed me? My wife will call him that we are hungry, he doesn’t pick her call. Is it a bad thing for my wife to ask him for money?” GehGeh eldest brother calls him out online after her sister Precious has been trending

@Etime777 every man has a similar or even worse heartbreak story but na online everybody dey form sharp guy,lmao

@josiahhh_x Most men have a story like this, we no just dey like cast ourselves

the first girl I ever fell in love with was a stoner babe. I was completely lost in love broo. she had this ex she had just moved on from at the time and she hated it whenever his name came up in our conversations. She claimed she was still in her healing phase and we should take things slowly before getting into a defined relationship. Our “taking things slowly” lasted almost a year and I was already deeply invested in us, only to find out one random thursday evening that her so called “ex” texted me on whatsapp telling me to leave “his girl” alone, and how they’ve been back together for a while now. I approached her about it she just laughed and said “I’ll miss you Jayy, thanks for your time” 😭 This was my first ever heartbreak btw and I don’t think I’ll completely love anybody else the same way ever again. she ruined me 💔

Private Hospital Bills Antenatal Registration: – Silver Plan: ₦35,000 – Gold Plan: ₦60,000 – Platinum Plan: ₦90,000 (Depends on the choice of hospital) Delivery: – Vag!nal Birth: ~₦150,000 – CS (Caesarean Section): ~₦500,000 Public Hospital Antenatal Registration: ~₦20,000 Delivery: – Vag!nal Birth: ~₦100,000 – CS: ~₦200,000- ₦400,000

@calilio_ Not a good pass as always

Why didn’t he shoot here then???

@kenkenlewu Use terra tomato paste, it's the best

Dear Gino Nigeria please kindly review your products The country is too hard for someone to be wasting money on products This below was what I met in the sachet of tomato I opened this morning This is unlike it. Very dark something, fear couldn’t even allow me use it My mother’s customer at the market even returned back a few sachets to her last week too, with the same complaints This is not the color and texture of the tomato we know Please kindly review 🙏 Cc Ruth Basil

@Zx12Jr His fans will say he's not a 9 so he shouldn't know how or when to pass a ball

How this cancer escaped citicism

As long as mbappe is there, we're going trophy less again next season, our president will obviously make signings in the midfield but it won't matter Barca will still be better than us

@newsmadridista Honestly I still love him I don't think I'll ever hate him but this Bayern loss is mostly on him

ڤيني ماقدم لقائين بمستواه لكن أن تترك من أضاع هذه الفرص وتلوم ڤيني فأنت عاطفي ولا تبحث عن مصلحة الفريق. إنتقد أي لاعب بتجرد لمصلحة الفريق بالنهاية لا يوجد لاعب مستواه ثابت دائماً

Manuel Neuer's PTSD finally kicked in

@MadridUniversal This cannot be true

🚨 Kylian Mbappé was not happy during the Girona game because he was not receiving passes from his teammates. He also demanded more intensity.

@Wt4kDave No be today men start dey collect L 🤣🤣

Chiamara Precious, Jss 2C Christ Academy international College. She was my beautiful seat mate then. Light skinned beauty. And there was me, ugly black boy already balding at age 12. I had a huge crush on her but was too shy to say it so we remained friends. Break time if she wasn’t going out, I would sit there also just so I could be close to her. I hoped one day she would finally come to get more familiar with me Then it happened one day. Some one stole her chair. It was a One table 2 chairs kinda classroom. So I told her to share my chair with me 🙂 she replied “Godforbid” and went to sit with her friend. The end

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS