Evan Diem’s Joke Doctor Podcast

New Album Out Today!!!! This never gets old. Distant Pulses is my favorite thing I’ve ever made; I’m so so proud of it; it’s the most collaborative thing I’ve ever done. I couldn’t be happier with it and please if you think anything of me: give it a shot evandiem.bandcamp.com/album/distant-…

I see why he’s mad, they tried to jack son frank

@BoxingBusch Is it too early to submit this fight for Worst Fight of 2026?

Tuivasa finally has Teixeira too tired to shoot... and he clinches up against the fence. I mean what the fuck man

Joni Mitchell voice I’ve clapped those cheeks from both sides now

This is the kind of thing I was put on earth to create

Angel ringing bell for service at a restaurant: uhh can i get the wings?

@missssssssbitch That’s bad, this whole recent situation is extra extra bad. Your boyfriend is ultimately not nice to you, and straight up very disrespectful in many ways (from little to huge). This does not seem good for you and I hope you find your way to a better circumstance soon. 💕

This is a bar, y’all ain’t really hearing this shit

man dated reporter, more at 11

@grace_roso Gen X actually refers to the generation of people born since the X games started

The concept of someone born in 1998 being gen x….

@helmommete They feed them child’s blood to keep them young and stop their growth

Stranger kids season 6 comes out in 2029 and all the former children just look like Laura loomer

@latkedelrey Insane, cannot imagine writing all that just to hear no

love being able to mess with submissive guys like a cat torturing its prey and unfortunately for their wallets i’m very good at it. i don’t even really have to do anything. it’s my aura. they’re just like this and they pay dearly for it. it’s truly hilarious

@missssssssbitch I would like or comment on things so much worse for a deal like this

Wrote a joke on my Letterboxd that MAYBE like a dozen people would enjoy

She told me she was Demisexual so I spelled A-D-E-J-U-Y-I-G-B-E with my tongue

I never watch lesbian porn, it’s simply none of my business

Could God make an ass so fat even he couldn’t hit it from the back?

@helmommete Love to see this

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@erenspace_ The Secret History by Donna Tartt

now that I have a kindle and don’t have to worry about running out of physical book space, can yall recommend me your favorite book 👉👈

@missssssssbitch This looks nice!