Jason Bourne. Parody.

"If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face." 🔫 Jason Bourne 🔫 Married to @EvasiveSpy 🔫 Agent of World Espionage Agency (WEA) 🔫 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Marvel #JasonBourne 🔫 RT

"The future is awful strange, but least there is other versions of me ta help." 🔫 Revamped acct 🔫 Natasha Barnes 🔫 Black Widow of 1872 🔫 Taken from 1872 along with my love @LethalNative 🔫 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Marvel #Avengers 🔫 RT

"WEA can get the job done." 🔫 Agent Alina Romanoff 🔫 Taken by @EnticingXtreme 🔫 Sis of @FatalWidow / @RussianVdova / @RussiasWidow, @WidowsMarvel, @FatalVdova 🔫 Mom of @RadiantAssassin @LadyDoubleO @EvasiveSpy 🔫 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Marvel 🔫 RT

"Of course Mr and Mrs Smith was my favorite movie to star in." 💋 Flipped account 💋 Angelina Jolie Pitt 💋 Actress 💋 Married to @PimpingLouis 💋 Besties with @PimpinLestat @RadiantActs 💋 Written by #BoneHead 💋 #Parody 💋 RT

"I love what I do. I take great pride in what I do." 🕶 New #RpPimp account 🕶 Tom Cruise 🕶 Married to @RadiantActs 🕶 Best pal of @PimpingLouis 🕶 @ me your requests 🕶 Written by #BoneHead 🕶 #Parody 🕶 RT

"I'll grab the guns. You ready the van, babe." 🔫 Flipped account 💀 Lexi Castle 💋 Former Marine now merc 🔫 Served with @FatalNBrutal. Now married to him 💀 Merc for SHIELD and WEA 💋 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 💀 #Marvel #Punisher 💋 RT

"You've come a long way." 💥 Flipped account 💥 Commander Mar-Vell 💥 Commander of Starforce 💥 Mentor of and taken by @MarvelRadiant 💥 Part of @AvengersHQRP 💥 Written by #BoneHead 💥 #Marvel #Avengers #CaptainMarvel 💥 RT

"How'd a nice girl like you wind up working in a dump like this?" 🔬 Dr. Bruce Banner 🔬 The Hulk 🔬 Taken by @WidowFatal 🔬 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🔬 Written by #BoneHead 🔬 #Marvel #Avengers #HulkWidow 🔬 RT

"It's a face I could sit on." 🌮 Vanessa Carlysle 💋 Former hooker, now known as Copycat 🌮 Married to @GunsNTacoBell. On Thursdays he's my bitch. 💋 Mama of @FatalTacos 🌮 Part of @AvengersHQRP 💋 Written by #BoneHead 🌮 #Marvel #Deadpool 💋 RT

"My legs grew a sexy new me." 🌮 Revamped account 🔫 Wade Wilson Deadpool 🌮 Use to be @GunsNTacoBell's legs. 🔫 Married to Earth X Black Widow @DeadlyVdova. I like her taco. 🌮 Dad of @FatalTacos 🔫 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🌮 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Deadpool #Marvel 🌮 RT

"I feel the need. The need for speed!" ✈ Flipped account ✈ Lt Pete Mitchell ✈ Maverick ✈ Married to @RadiantFlights ✈ Part of @AvengersHQRP ✈ Written by #BoneHead ✈ #Marvel #TopGun ✈ RT

They died from terminal stupidity." 🔫 Frank Castle 💀 The Punisher 🔫 Married to @RadiantKills 💀 Mercenary for SHIELD and World Espionage Agency 🔫 Part of @AvengersHQRP 💀 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Marvel #Avengers #ThePunisher 💀 RT

"Edges of my mind. It's like a dark shadow just waiting for me." 🔫 Flipped account 🔫 Billy Russo 🔫 Married to @FatalCray 🔫 Former bud of @FatalNBrutal @BrutePunisher 🔫 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Marvel #Punisher 🔫 RT

"We are Marvel. We are tacos. We are Ven...wait wrong movie." 🌮 Flipped #RpPimp account 🌮 Wade Wilson Deadpool 🌮 Married to @PimptressTacos, 4th wall break, she's the RL wife too 🌮 @ us your requests 🌮 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🌮 Written by #BoneHead 🌮 #Marvel #Deadpool 🌮 RT

"When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined." 👑 Flipped account ⚔ General Okoye 👑 Queen of Wakanda ⚔ Married to @RegalPanther 👑 Part of @AvengersHQRP ⚔ Written by #BoneHead 👑 #Avengers #Marvel ⚔ RT

"Family gone. Most of my friends gone. Thanos took everything from me. Everything except Romanov." 🗡 Flipped account ⚔ Clint Barton 🗡 No longer Hawkeye ⚔ Taken by @FatalVdova 🗡 Part of @AvengersHQRP ⚔ Written by #BoneHead 🗡 #AvengersEndgame #Marvel ⚔ RT

"Desperate times, desperate measures." 🔫 Flipped account 🕶 Ethan Hunt 🔫 Married to @RussianVdova 🕶 IMF Agent and Lead Agent of World Espionage Agency (WEA) under @FurysOrders 🔫 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🕶 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #MissionImpossible #Marvel 🕶 RT

"Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man." 🕷 Flipped account 🕷 Peter Parker 🕷 Spider-Man 🕷 Comics version of @SardonicSpidey 🕷 Taken by @SpideysHood 🕷 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🕷 Written by #BoneHead 🕷 #MarvelComics #Spiderman 🕷 RT

"We live here. I'm an Austrian man named Mr. Yang. Go!" 💥 Flipped account 💃🏼 Morgan Freeman 🙏 Bestie of @SpyWhosRadiant 🌎 Agent of World Espionage Agency 🔫 Part of @AvengersHQRP ✍ Written by #BoneHead 🍸 #SpyWhoDumpedMe #Marvel 🕶 RT

"I am the Devil of Hell's Kitchen." 🕶 Matt Murdock 👺 Daredevil 📁 Lawyer by day. Vigilante by night. 🛡 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🖋 Written by #BoneHead 👺 #Marvel #Avengers #Daredevil 🕶 RT

"Gotta do everything myself." 🔫 Maria Hill 🔫 Former Agent of SHIELD 🔫 Helps @FurysOrders with the Avengers and World Espionage Agency 🔫 Deputy Director of WEA 🔫 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Marvel #MissionImpossible #Bourne #Bond 🔫 RT