Eve-80 ☢️⚓【VFleet】

Again, thank you for a wonderful year of streaming. While it hasn’t been without its challenges, I feel so blessed to be surrounded by such awesome folks. Whether it’s staff, talents, or community members, all of you have made such a positive impact on my life. Here’s to another awesome year! Drink to the foam!🍻 Credit: @/Kamen_Drawer

@UndeadCommand52 On a good day 😎 today is not that day…..I ate 6 glizzies at Costco. Rookie numbers for me but it’s been a while

Like what ARE bellies, right? Totally wouldn't mind examples 👀

@Luci04_VT Pwetty!!!!! 🥹 reminds me of Tresure Planet

Visual aid for a ttrpg

@Majorcheeks117 @AnimarchyYT Oh and I’m sure upper management was like “oh it’s fiiiiine! They’ve ALWAYS done that!”

@Eve80VT @AnimarchyYT Oh, we've had some incredible moments. When I first started, our heatreat furnaces would just start screaming for no reason whatsoever, and we'd spend half the day running around, and try to find what was wrong with the stupid things.

I want your stories that will make me go:

@cursed_cruiser Oh my god lol that bus was cursed 😂 might need an exorcist or something

@Eve80VT For context I’m a mechanic for a transit company, had a road call for a bus that was having poor acceleration issues. Told the driver to stand by while we bring them a new bus (45 minutes to get there) but NOT to sit off the bus. I got there and swap them into the new one

@zanovar_lim I worked in hospitals for a bit but the stories still never cease to amaze me in their variety 😂

@Eve80VT at a hospital. Overdose victim arrives. Suddenly his GF a one armed woman wearing nothing but a bra and a mini skirt comes in waving wildly with her stump. Man wakes up and leaves. his mother calls saying hes been missing. Tell her he left with a one armed woman. Mum unhappy

@Majorcheeks117 @AnimarchyYT The minute I heard that crack I woulda freaked

@AnimarchyYT @Eve80VT I worked in munitions manufacturing. We had a forge that was poorly wired, and one day we saw this green flash and a loud crack could be heard. The induction heaters were down for a week or so, and when they re-wired it, it trippled the heat output, causing billets to get melted

@Yuri69344612 Those are the best 😌

@Eve80VT Most if not all involved copious amounts of OSHA violations that are better left out of a public forum

@RandomKato I’m not even shocked but thoroughly impressed that he cooked a rabbit in an electric kettle 🤣

@Eve80VT During my mandatory service, a guy was so hungry in the barracks that he somehow scaped, hunted a rabbit, came back, broke into the casino and proceeded to cook said rabbit in a electric kettle (the kitchen was closed). He got motor pool duty for a year...

@AnimarchyYT OMG YES! You told me this but now everyone can hear of bike helmet man 😂😂😂😂

@Eve80VT I worked Maccas night shift. We had a number of great events. The adventure of bike helmet man. Minivan Mayhem at 3AM. And the tale of Meth Head Mike, who tweaked so hard when we wouldn’t serve him, he literally dug up a bush from our garden and yeeted it through our window

@Eve80VT Speedrun Fastest Crash of the Fleet in AC7

@whermst_vt @SKK_Bulldozer YES! lol meanwhile, we just have tiny little garter snakes 😂

@Eve80VT @SKK_Bulldozer As someone who if from the North East same but also rattlesnakes too

@SKK_Bulldozer I grew up in the North East and yet, scorpions and quick sand were my biggest childhood fears 😂

@Eve80VT I mean I genuinely have nothing interesting than nearly getting stung by a scorpion when I was 2 because it was in my shirt and I didn't know it 😅 It was in Texas as well so not really a surprise tbh

@ascendant027 Alright, what’s my call sign then 👀

@Eve80VT I often think about butchering VFleet talent names purely for the memes and coming up with callsigns for each talent, based on a shenanigan that they're known for

@TheSaverageSpec At least y’all got him a new pair. We’ve sent people to medical before because they were never taught how to take care of themselves

@Eve80VT Then we stood there not letting him out for 45 minutes, while someone braver than the rest disposed of his boots. We were even nice enough to foot the bill for a new pair

@Javaholic720 Reminding me of Nemo fr

@Eve80VT I almost died on my 1st open water scuba dive in Okinawa. A fishing trawler passed by our group and the net opened within 10 feet of me. If it had scooped me up I’d be dead.

@The_Sourkraut Same but I am a weirdo so it’s a matter of what level of weird I got to

Never shaking that feeling that I come off like an absolute weirdo when talking to online friends.

@zinfian She’s 1 cm taller than me! Queen 👸 😌

Fun fact: Rosanna's height is 183 cm, which makes her the tallest Nikke currently. She's my towering queen

I love meeting up with my childhood friends and reminiscing over a beer. For example: Friend: “Wait! Do you guys remember when I shit myself in Five Below!” Why yes…yes we do 😂

@HikariTaiyo_ch You can have uppies anytime 🥰

@Eve80VT mommy? not sorry. uppies.

We are going to test the new laptop, can’t promise we still won’t have interwebs scuff though 🤦🏻‍♀️ I promise, when I get my own place, that shit is going to be wired in my boi!!!! 😩 But I’ll see you on Friday!!!