ExCon Guy

The day I got arrested I remember like it was yesterday. It was early in the morning, about 5:30am in Tampa FL. I was staying at the Marriott by the airport and I heard a loud knocking on the door and a guy shouting police. I go to look through the peep hole and see 4 guys with vests on that say FBI and DEA. I was like oh shit. I opened the door and I got pulled out of the room in my boxers. They cleared the room and let me back in. I sat on the bed and this FBI agent starts to tell me that I am fucked and that I am going down for drug trafficking. He says right now we have a team raiding you house in Texas and we’re picking everyone up. In my mind I was like, “they got nothing on me, I’ve never been caught with anything.” He said you need to tell me where the drugs are, this is your only chance. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about. Then I heard over the radio that there had been shots fired in Texas. I was quickly loaded up into the patrol car.

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Apparently if you’re right-brained you see a rabbit, if you’re left-brained you see a turtle. What do you see?

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Husqvarna sent me a stack of chainsaws to give away because a bear stole mine & Internet went wild. I’m adding a 4 day/3 nt stay to my Smoky Mtn cabin. (Side by side tours, meet Jimmy & me, see old moonshine stills, crazy views). To enter (100% free, no purchase necessary): 1) Follow @BowTiedBroke 2) Comment on THIS post with literally anything (tag friends = extra luck with the dartboard later 👀) Contest runs exactly 24 hours —-> closes tomorrow at 10:00 AM EST At close, @grok will instantly pick 20 random commenters with accounts older than 3 months. Then, I put those 20 names on a dartboard, film one throw, and THAT person wins everything. No bots, no BS, fully transparent. Grok posts the 20 here, the dart decides destiny 🎯 Sorry international followers (not that I have that many) U.S. followers only for this one. Cabin is in Tennessee, chainsaws are heavy, and bears don’t do passports. Let’s go! Drop a reply and let’s see who the Chainsaw stealing bear chooses.

They grow up in a blink of an eye. This is my "baby boy" He didn't even have to go to prison to get jacked 🥲

For the people that have been wondering how im doing A summary:

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

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@SureFireSearle Thank you,

@Exconvictguy divorce is awful. My sincere sympathy homie. I dont know you, but I hope you find the right path forward.

When you think shit couldn't get worse for me. I didn't take care of my ride or die the one person that was there for me when I did my time. Today, I feel the pain I should have felt in prison because shes no longer by my side 😕 My Fine Ass Bottom Bitch

@SureFireSearle Thanks, homie I am keep looking for the path.

@MikeyD11282523 @gurl1975 Can't deny her what she doesn't want.

@Exconvictguy @gurl1975 Only thing you can do now is deny her any attention. Easier said than done.

@gurl1975 Despite the ups and downs. Sometimes, I would leave. Sometime, she would throw me out.i never stopped loving her, but she did say she no longer felt anything for me .

@Exconvictguy Dang, well wish her the happiness she deserves, it couldn’t have been easy. If she loves ya she’ll come back. Love is love

@gurl1975 I tried i only made it worse. The years of pain took their toll.

@Exconvictguy Can you fix it?🥺

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@gas_biz @offthecuff09 With you, I need the money upfront

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Let's pray

@KPRunion BP is steady. I've never been one of those dads. Too tired

@Exconvictguy How you feeling these days... ? Don't let the bad calls get the BP up....

Starting little league again with my youngest. The only black kid in the city is on our team. He has a tattoo sleeve I think we're gunna be pretty good this year