CrabsAreExpensive

@vikpurrherald Scrunchy vs fluffy?

Mmmm... eh, meow meow, meow scrunchy meow! Meow, meow meow mrrp, meow meow meow meow!

@jaybuntalis fat ass won’t eat anything without lil Debbie on the package

...Ი𐑼 (𓁹 𓁹) ....🍎?

@jaybuntalis Say hi to my cutie his name is harry he’s 3 ❤️❤️

!!!∩ ∩ ∩ ∩ (˶°ㅁ°) ah........! .·°՞(ᗒ□ᗕ)՞°·. WAHHHH sniffsniffsniff sniff 💗💗💗💗💗 sniff sniffsniff 📷?

@PastorTalis @vikpurrherald POV I got no eggs in my basket but @jaybuntalis lowkey starts looking like Costco’s 10lb chocolate bunny…

We finally have the results for the Easter egg hunt! The winner is…… @vikpurrherald!!! With a total of 145 eggs collected! Wow!

@titticommitti LOL

@ExpensiveCrab NO IT LITERALLY WAS THAT EXACT ONE

first tweet I saw this morning was a shot of jayce in the doorway of the womb hut between commune viktor’s legs. i’ll be mourning my loss if yall need me.

@jaybuntalis You should’ve known this was coming after they checked your weight

@Bangg_Cherry I like whatever’s wrong with you

@vikpurrherald @jaybuntalis You guys need to stop giving them treats before these two planets make a black hole and doom this timeline

M-Meow!? Meow meow.... mrpp... 👍 @jaybuntalis

@jaybuntalis Does this mean Easter is cancelled?

sniff sniff... sniff... ......🍰?

@vikpurrherald Jaybun does look soooo skinny today! What’s his secret? Hmm? Pspsps??

Meow meow? Meow meow meow!

@Collegejayce @Singlemomvik

@Singlemomvik *Jayce looks at the ceiling for a moment.* "All I ever wanted was a little milf pussy..."

*Jayce sighs, his shoulders slumping as he makes the first, gentle incisions. He works in general silence for some time. His hands are steady despite the deep trembling he feels inside.* "Finally.. some peace and qui—AHH!"

@Sunny_Who @jaybuntalis HES THE TREAT a hopping 500g of protein right there

@jaybuntalis @ExpensiveCrab He can has a lil carrot cake as a treat

Ick! Sniff sniff, sniff…. ૮꒰˶  - ˕ -꒱ა

@jaybuntalis @vikpurrherald Guess

@vikpurrherald Sniff sniff...sniff sniff sniff

fat meow meow

@vikpurrherald Can someone tell him carrots come in other forms and not just cake

@Bangg_Cherry Reminds me of Jayce’s big ass in vikpurrs au this shit has me dead asf

Bunny Jayce is even more real to me now that I know this things can be huge whatttt

@vikpurrherald This is killing me girl you are too funny

Meow..... 👀(Meow meow, meow meow Jaybun meow...)

@griabuggie How the hell did he find a pregnancy test that costs 31 dollars???

Anyone know something that costs $30.59 . He said it was urgent

@griabuggie I’m going to assume u haven’t seen this yet tiktok.com/t/ZT275LavG/

this is jayce core it can work with either jayvik or meljay but i think it’s best as a companion video to my headcanon that modern au meljay would have jayce introducing mel to Burgers and Pizzas and Video Games LMFAO