Sadza neMuriwo

Banana Republic stuff 😭

The story of white African farmers has remained a consistent reality over the years. They produce millions of tonnes of grain, massive quantities of meat and fruit, and large volumes of milk. However, botched land reforms, often racially charged and framed as justice, have resulted in farm seizures that leave behind dysfunctional land. These farms often lack the ability to replicate the results achieved by professional farmers. Ultimately, Africa bears the loss through decreased farm employment, food shortages, and a lack of economic support from what was once a highly productive sector. It is baffling and truly astounding how some people insist on doubling down on a strategy that has repeatedly failed, yielding nothing but economic ruin and proving to be completely counterproductive.

They Ordered The Coffin. He Came Back In A Suit. I am going to say something today that the political class of Zimbabwe has known for years but has been too afraid, too compromised, or too comfortable to say publicly.Emmerson Mnangagwa and his family thought General Chiwenga was going to come back from China in a coffin. They did not just hope for it. They planned around it. They celebrated prematurely. They made calls. They positioned. They began the quiet architecture of a post-Chiwenga political landscape distributing assurances, managing expectations, preparing the succession mathematics for a Zimbabwe in which the man who made November 2017 possible would no longer be breathing. And then he landed. Midnight. Chinese chartered plane. Unannounced. Not in a coffin. In a suit. Healthy. Glowing. Transformed. And the people who had been counting his days had to look him in the eye. What 2019 Actually Was I will not dress this up. I will not use the language of diplomatic ambiguity that this subject has historically required for the survival of those who dare to touch it. What happened to Vice President Constantino Chiwenga in 2019 was not a natural illness. Men in my position men who have spent careers inside Zimbabwe's security and intelligence architecture do not arrive at that conclusion casually. We arrive at it through the same methodology we have applied to every operational assessment in our professional lives pattern recognition, source corroboration, and the disciplined elimination of coincidence as an explanatory framework.The pattern in 2019 was not subtle. The celebration among those closest to State House when General Chiwenga's health collapsed was not the concern of people watching a colleague suffer. It was the relief of people watching an obstacle dissolve. The calls that went out to party officials, to military contacts, to political allies were not calls of condolence. They were calls of premature victory. The man is gone. Finished. Done and dusted. Spoken with the confidence of people who knew something about the gone-ness that they were not in a position to share publicly. Then came China. Eight months. The full weight of Chinese medical intervention applied to a body that had been brought very low indeed. And then the midnight return. The Resurrection Nobody Planned For.I choose that word deliberately. Resurrection.Because what General Chiwenga's return represented to those who had engineered his departure, who had begun restructuring their political calculations around his permanent absence was not simply a medical recovery. It was the collapse of an operation.We are told that the President and First Lady visited Chiwenga after his return. We are told they appeared dumbfounded. Shocked. In total disbelief. I will tell you what that disbelief looked like from the perspective of someone who understands what it means. It looked like men and women who had ordered a coffin and received instead a soldier. A soldier who had gone into whatever darkness they had sent him into and come back. Not broken. Not diminished. Not the grateful, weakened, compliant figure that a brush with death is sometimes expected to produce in a political opponent.He came back wiser. Harder. Carrying in his body the permanent, unignorable evidence of what had been done to him and carrying in his mind the absolute clarity of a man who now knew, beyond any remaining doubt, exactly who his enemies were. This is not simply Mnangagwa's operation. This is a family project. The First Family's involvement in Zimbabwe's political succession architecture goes beyond the conventional role of a presidential spouse and children. The ambitions operating within State House are not limited to the President himself they extend to a family ecosystem that has developed its own political interests, its own preferred succession outcomes, and its own assessment of who constitutes a threat to those outcomes.