Friends of Asheville Recreational Club F.A.R.T.

@Sara_Laffs Glad you found us

Go to @bushfarmhouse in Black Mountain. If I could die and come come back as a restaurant it would be this place. Fuck. It’s good. instagram.com/p/Cdyan70L4PU/…

@deftlyinane Yes please!!

man, i'm gonna have to do a rabbit hole on the duck autograph, aren't i

to repeat: richard petty was once asked to autograph a duck and then he autographed the duck

@deftlyinane My brother painted his E30 in honor of Petty. His sons initials are MPH. Also Bobby Labonte bought my parents house a few years ago. I could keep going…we have thing with cars. twitter.com/khudsonrace/st…

@RobStefanisko Haha I have an Etsy shop set up. Enjoy. etsy.com/shop/fartashev…

@FART_AVL I hang out with a bunch of 50-ish dudes. Where can we get some of that swag?!

My mom wore her FART shirt to her colonoscopy and I really can’t think of a better use for FART swag than that.

@vermontshakes I second that!

@FART_AVL Your mom’s the best!!

I love the cute animals coming out of #dalle2! @OpenAI can someone do “happy black bear wearing parachute pants, sitting in a wooden chair, studio, farting, one-cheek sneak”? please and thank you. 🥰

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@fastcar_marty @Slate Thank you for sharing!!

Does a fart become a fart when it is dealt, or when it is smelt? slate.trib.al/m1zWoet

@fastcar_marty @Slate "an outlook similar to Descartes’s view of the mind: on the phenomenological view, the essence of a fart is given to us in our olfactory experience. A fart has no hidden essence over and above, or underlying, what it smells like. Smelling farts reveals their essences."

@fastcar_marty @Slate "A mere emission of odourless air from a bum is no fart. Such a release of odourless air molecules is surely a fart without a fart. That is, it is a fart-act that does not yield a fart-thing. A fart-thing must proceed from a fart-act."

May the FART be with you. At least until they come for that choice too. 🖕 “Roe v. Wade was settled law for 49 years...until now. The expected reversal, to come within weeks, will likely be felt by women, minorities, and marginalized communities for decades to come.”

@Esskayeyepea @deftlyinane @NCDOT @karlysindy YES!

I filed a public records request for all emails and records connected to the FART license plate. I got more than 100 documents back. jeremymarkovich.substack.com/p/fart-license…

@n8creative @deftlyinane @NCDOT @karlysindy 💯

@deftlyinane @NCDOT @FART_AVL @karlysindy Pals of Fart Friendly Tags

My favorite part was the ncdot drafting a poem for me. 🤣

@deftlyinane @NCDOT @karlysindy F4RT and PHART were rejected so I had to get creative. 🧠💨

important update: the woman whose FART license plate was taken away by @ncdot now has a new, state approved tag: PFFT instagram.com/p/CdIsdTwL4wY/…

Reminder: you're effectively blind and can perceive less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.

@tater427 Haha! Omg that is the wooorst!! 😂

@FART_AVL Tick season is upon us… we should bring awareness with a little cake.

I thought of my nightmare while hiking today…flying ticks.