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Fred Beltzer: Fellow

Fred Beltzer: Fellow

@FBeltzer

LM Fellow / Chief Cyber Architect Space & Missile Systems Architect - Qualified Systems Engineer (QSE) Orion MPCV Chief Cyber Architect

Florida, USA เข้าร่วม Aralık 2016
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Fred Beltzer: Fellow
@Ragin_Cajun79 @CajunVetX @pitbullpatriot3 @hmcrem Most people are describing a force reduction in terms of absolutes but tge third option provides a different approach. Reduce the overall U.S. footprint by leveraging allied and partner forces while maintaining strategically forward-deployed assets protected by 40,000 U.S. military personnel. Partner with willing nations to augment these ready forces, increasing total combined strength to 100,000.
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鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵
🇯🇵 A Muslim lady from the UK explains: "Japan is overrated. I don't like it because it's not Muslim friendly. Their rice is boiled in pork water". Actually, one of the best things about Japan is exactly that: we're not Muslim friendly. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Too bad for you.
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Johnny Midnight ⚡️
Johnny Midnight ⚡️@its_The_Dr·
100,000 U.S. troops and $60 billion a year defending Europe and zero help on Hormuz. Time to withdraw from NATO, if they can’t help, Move out of the way.
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Cajun@CajunVetX·
Good morning Hope your day starts with energy, a smile, and a little extra coffee. Let's make it a great one!
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Christopher Wipper
Christopher Wipper@SGTWipper1Each·
Do you still use any of these on a daily basis? FUBAR SNAFU BOHICA WILCO Ate Up Good To Go High Speed Pop Smoke Squared Away Voluntold
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Fred Beltzer: Fellow@FBeltzer·
@Ragin_Cajun79 @CajunVetX @pitbullpatriot3 @hmcrem **Artemis II Return – Official NASA Recovery Log (leaked):** After a flawless 10-day journey around the Moon, the Orion capsule splashed down exactly as planned... ...except the "crew" that emerged needed a bit more than the usual medical check. NASA recovery teams were met by four very enthusiastic primates in full flight suits, high-fiving each other and apparently demanding bananas as their post-mission snack. One ape was overheard muttering, “Houston, we have a problem… the humans forgot to board.” Ground control is still trying to figure out how the actual astronauts were replaced by what appears to be the world’s most overqualified monkey cosmonauts. Mission status: **Successful.** Crew status: **Extremely hairy and suspiciously good at zero-g barrel rolls.** Next up: Artemis III – now accepting applications from chimpanzees with pilot licenses. Welcome home, fellas. The bananas are on us. 🍌🚀
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Hunter Eagleman™@Hunter_Eagleman·
I’ll be honest…. There’s some emotional retards on this app right now! Block button in effect today!
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うさこ🐰🌸
うさこ🐰🌸@ankoromochuu·
正直、アメリカ人がこんなに日本を愛してくれてるとは知らなかった。 むしろ、アメリカ人は日本を下に見ていると思ってた。左翼にそう思わされてた。 実際には尊敬してくれていると知って、心があたたかくなってる。 アメリカ国内の日本の良いイメージは、安倍元総理の貢献も大きいだろうね🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸
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Fred Beltzer: Fellow
Nearest Spaceport-a-Potty That sleek, egg-shaped space toilet pod (complete with the private door, harnessed seat, blue ambient lighting, control panels, and those floating TP rolls + wipes packet) is next-level compared to the UWMS we were just talking about on Artemis II. Here are the top recommended positions in space to deploy this standalone toilet pod—chosen for engineering practicality, crew comfort, mission needs, and a bit of zero-g fun:1. Near Rectilinear Halo Orbit (NRHO) around the Moon — Lunar Gateway sweet spot Why: This is the exact orbit planned for NASA’s Lunar Gateway station (Artemis program). The pod could dock as a modular “bathroom annex” for crews staying weeks at a time. Stable, great views of the lunar south pole, and easy resupply from Starship or Orion. 2. Low Earth Orbit (LEO) — 400 km altitude, ~51.6° inclination Why: Classic ISS-style orbit for easy crew access and testing. Deploy it as an add-on module to future commercial stations (like Axiom or Starlab). Quick 90-minute orbits mean fast ground communication if the fan jams again. Bonus: Earth selfie background exactly like your image. 3. Cis-lunar space (trans-lunar trajectory) — attached to Orion or a deep-space habitat Why: For missions like Artemis II/III flybys or future Mars precursors. The pod’s built-in thrusters (those blue jets at the bottom) let it maneuver and dock autonomously. Keeps the main crew capsule “odor-free” during the 10-day+ trips. 4. Lunar surface habitat — South Pole (Shackleton Crater rim) Why: Permanent Artemis base camp. Bury or hard-dock the pod into a pressurized lunar habitat. Microgravity handles aren’t needed on the surface, but the private door and unisex design still win. Plus, the Moon’s 1/6 g makes cleanup way easier than free-floating.
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@amuse
@amuse@amuse·
YOU ARE HERE…
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Spaceport-a-Potty That sleek, egg-shaped space toilet pod (complete with the private door, harnessed seat, blue ambient lighting, control panels, and those floating TP rolls + wipes packet) is next-level compared to the UWMS we were just talking about on Artemis II. Here are the top recommended positions in space to deploy this standalone toilet pod—chosen for engineering practicality, crew comfort, mission needs, and a bit of zero-g fun:1. Near Rectilinear Halo Orbit (NRHO) around the Moon — Lunar Gateway sweet spot Why: This is the exact orbit planned for NASA’s Lunar Gateway station (Artemis program). The pod could dock as a modular “bathroom annex” for crews staying weeks at a time. Stable, great views of the lunar south pole, and easy resupply from Starship or Orion. 2. Low Earth Orbit (LEO) — 400 km altitude, ~51.6° inclination Why: Classic ISS-style orbit for easy crew access and testing. Deploy it as an add-on module to future commercial stations (like Axiom or Starlab). Quick 90-minute orbits mean fast ground communication if the fan jams again. Bonus: Earth selfie background exactly like your image. 3. Cis-lunar space (trans-lunar trajectory) — attached to Orion or a deep-space habitat Why: For missions like Artemis II/III flybys or future Mars precursors. The pod’s built-in thrusters (those blue jets at the bottom) let it maneuver and dock autonomously. Keeps the main crew capsule “odor-free” during the 10-day+ trips. 4. Lunar surface habitat — South Pole (Shackleton Crater rim) Why: Permanent Artemis base camp. Bury or hard-dock the pod into a pressurized lunar habitat. Microgravity handles aren’t needed on the surface, but the private door and unisex design still win. Plus, the Moon’s 1/6 g makes cleanup way easier than free-floating.
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@Ragin_Cajun79 @titan2_w53 The best way to BBQ is to show up about half an hour before lunch, offer to help, and don't forget to bring a case of Sam Adams - which pairs well with barbecued meat. Don't forget something for those who don't drink. Oh, no one turns down pie!
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Ragin' Cajun
Ragin' Cajun@Ragin_Cajun79·
Anyone arguing “4 hours vs 10 hours,” is basically announcing they cook with hope you don’t understand BBQ. BBQ isn’t a timer... it's temp, feel, and control. People out there treating a pork shoulder like microwave instructions and then wondering why it eats like regret and shame. Cook to probe tender. Everything else is just guessing. 🤣🤣🤣 @goodbreffis @TapRootsFood @DadsSeasonings
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タイタンII@W53熱核弾頭
プルドポークもどき、アメリカの人達がいっぱいコメントくれてるけど、みんな調理時間違って笑うんだけど。 5時間は短い!10時間はやらないと!と言う長時間派や手軽に食べるなら4時間でも良いよ!って派閥も居たり色々居るなぁ。 各家庭でやり方がある感じで面白い。
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@CajunVetX Good morning! I won the night… now it’s time to conquer the day! I’m on my coffee break, sipping the good stuff while my wife’s Jesus music plays in the background. God is good, the coffee is hot, and this old dirtbag is still kicking. 😎
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Cajun@CajunVetX·
Good morning Just rolled out of bed looking like a majestic potato that survived the night. Coffee’s brewing, chaos is loading... let’s make today ridiculously awesome! Happy good Friday
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@amuse@amuse·
NATO: The US doesn’t necessarily need to formally exit NATO but it should shutter its bases and bring all 100,000 troops home from Europe. The EU should enlist the thousands of military age Islamic men to defend the continent.
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