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@FIRSTOF_kin_
ᴍᴇɢᴀꜰᴀᴄᴛᴏʀɪᴇꜱ ʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ? ꜱᴄʜᴇɪßᴇ ꜱᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀʀɢᴇ . ᴅɪᴇ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀᴇʀᴅᴇ ᴡɪʀᴅ ʙʀᴇɴɴᴇɴ. ɢʟᴏʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄʏʙᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴ


ᴄʏʙᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴ ɪꜱᴛ ᴠᴇʀʙʀᴀɴɴᴛ, ᴜɴᴅ ᴀꜱᴄʜᴇ ᴋᴀɴɴ ɴɪᴄʜᴛ ᴢᴡᴇɪᴍᴀʟ ʙʀᴇɴɴᴇɴ.

┏─────━━━ " N-not bad boy. It's true ! Toasters don't make things cold. You REALLY are malfunctioning ! " ━━━─────┛


┏─────━━━ " . . . " He takes a nervous gulp " G-got a problem ? " Trying his best to not stare right at it... ━━━─────┛

┏─────━━━ " Whatever you say, overgrown, MALFUNCTIONING, Toaster. " " What kinda toaster freezes stuff ?! " ━━━─────┛

┏─────━━━ " . . . You know I hate doing this . . . " ━━━─────┛

┏─────━━━ That was unexpected- " Hmmh?! I- What are you doing ?! OH no- you better not be picking me up because there's nothing under the skirt ! " " I'm supposed to be c l e a n i n g ! " ━━━─────┛



┏─────━━━ Premium Catboy Maid Service ! (Attitude included) #MaidMonday ━━━─────┛


Be careful, she might fuck you in both the enjoyable way and the non-enjoyable way

𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙣𝙤 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧! 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘢𝘻𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄’𝙡𝙡 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙚!

walking past - calmly. as passing, smacking that - akin to one would a doorstop. ⠀ ⠀

┏─────━━━ " hmmm... no. I like you as tall as you are now. More fun when you tower over me.. " " Damn.. steel. And.. whatever you're made of. Makin people heavy. " ━━━─────┛

@FIRSTOF_kin_ ┏─────━━━ " We need to find a way to make you less heavy . . . " " Be great if I wasn't in constant crushing hazard. " ━━━─────┛