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🚨 What I learned on X this week... 1. There are maybe 12 people in the country who aren't committing fraud. 2. Half of humanity believes everything they see on TikTok. 3. Iranians are master strategists and have yet to deploy their photon torpedoes and phasers. 4. Amelia Earhart's plane is easier to find than a birth certificate.

I must say, I'm kind of proud of this. 🤔

@TheKevinDalton Delays PAY!

It’s now been three years since Gavin Newsom announced he was spending $750 million taxpayer dollars on 1,200 tiny homes for the homeless. “And so what we are doing is we're deploying these 1,200-plus units. You can see these units are not just in every case for one individual, multiple individuals in these units. We're hoping to get them constructed within a matter of months and not years. I wanted to say the summer, but my staff said the press will attack us if we fall short, so they're saying the fall." - Gavin Newsom, March 2023 I hope you’re sitting down, but Gavin Newsom hasn’t delivered on a single tiny home. But I’m sure taxpayers got their $750 million back, right?

@kitreal4all @darlingnessa_ @aStatesman I wouldn't have said it, but he's just musing on possibilities. Kids are exposed to a lot worse just on TikTok. In my opinion, it's Fauci who flubbed the whole thing.

@FactBasedBanter @darlingnessa_ @aStatesman And you think it is good for a President to say that on National tv?

Same people who claim a Black woman who’d been the AG and Senator for the state with the largest population and economy and who’d served as VP was unqualified to be president are trying to convince us a plumber with no college degree should be DHS Secretary. That’s real DEI.

@EbelKeri @Sassafrass_84 THX. 🫡

@FactBasedBanter @Sassafrass_84 This one wins!!

Clueless. Scrambled brains. Coloring book. Ice cream, to name a few. Whatcha got? 👀

A PhD in "quantum physics of philosophy"? They're just making shit up now, aren't they?

@MNSteveSimon And 2 people died because of it. Kudos. Clowns.

A well-deserved honor. Everyday people in the Twin Cities stood up against federal overkill in ways that were brave, peaceful, and effective. 🏅

Here's what he said... "And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that. So, that, you’re going to have to use medical doctors with. But it sounds, it sounds interesting to me.”

@FactBasedBanter @darlingnessa_ @aStatesman Did he not say to inject it?

Can we get rid of the stupid 9/10th's in gas prices already? You're not fooling anyone. We know it's a damned penny!

When the sanest member of your political party is a stroke victim... There's a problem!

@kitreal4all @darlingnessa_ @aStatesman People hear something and then just parrot it as if it's true. People who do this are either liars, not bright or ignorant. Trump never said to drink bleach, nor did he say inject it either. He was talking about disinfectants and their effect on the virus.

@FactBasedBanter @darlingnessa_ @aStatesman It’s still going in your body. No difference.

@Native_Nomad3 @ImMeme0 I hope this is hyperbole. When I visualize someone wanting to become a psychologist, I picture someone who went through tough times themselves and now want to help others navigate through it. Unlike someone who wants to be a dentist for example.

@FactBasedBanter @ImMeme0 At one time I may have thought that as well, until I got to know many therapists/psychologists over the years and they were all crazier than their clients.

Psychology student with a part-time job, who said just days ago that she stopped standing for the Pledge of Allegiance in high school because our country is racist, is now asking that same country for disability money. The catch is, she can’t even identify her disability. Then there’s another video of her, just days earlier, trying on a Renaissance outfit. Take a wild guess and try to figure out what her disability is.

@kitreal4all @darlingnessa_ @aStatesman 1. LIE 2. TRUTH

@FactBasedBanter @darlingnessa_ @aStatesman What’s the effing difference?

🚨Birth tourism loopholes have led to 1.5 million anchor babies being raised in Communist China. An Obama-era policy allows visa-free travel to the Northern Mariana Islands for Chinese women to give birth and secure U.S. citizenship for their kid. It’s time to shut it down.

I can totally relate. This happens to me whenever I watch a John Cena movie.

@9mmsmg Why did you have to post this? BRB!

Drove by a Taco Bell, and there was actually a line at the drive-through. How are people eating this stuff? Fast food is trash in general, but Taco Bell is bottom rung for me. Wouldn't eat it if it were free. What's wrong with you people?

@TheCyberHouse I'm just having a little fun. Your chart would look the same if you did.

@FactBasedBanter I have never had a month off work in over 15 years

I wish I could afford to take a month off of work, like this guy?

It would be awesome if 𝕏 had an Original Content timeline filter Most large accounts would be done for

@brockpierson Roughly 3.1415926535

On a scale of 1-10, how well do you think your understanding of the 𝕏 algorithm is?

@GovBobFerguson What a superhero! UGGH!

I just signed a historic bill. In Washington state, law enforcement officers, including ICE, are now prohibited from wearing masks.