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@FlaPanthers @AmerantArena

@MrsErikaKirk Happy Easter Erika and Kirk children!! He has risen!!

Regardless of your opinion on Operation Epic Fury or your political affiliation, we have the greatest military in the world. Its strength lies not just in power, but in the courage, discipline, and sacrifice of our troops. God bless our men and women in uniform.

@PressSec Best news we could have received!! Happy Easter!! He has risen!!

FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow War Fighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies. This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!

@specialkdelslay @Kasekisai_T My Instantpot has a cake option. I’d look up some kind of conversion method for cook time and temp if yours doesn’t have that and make it however the directions read on the box.

@Kasekisai_T I wonder if this can be done in air fryer or insta pot Do u add anything else to the mix besides what's on box?

言語の壁が無くなった今こそ、炊飯器ホットケーキを広めるべきなのでは？ 外側カリッと中はフワッとしてて材料入れてスイッチ押すだけで出来てお手軽だから俺は好きなんだよね〜😆

@JesusIsMyKingX Amen.

If you believe Jesus rose from the dead, type Amen.

@craven_chria @AriFleischer “Typo” ?? Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

@AriFleischer Boy it sure takes some stones to bash someone over a typo when you stood at a podium and deliberately defended an absolutely idiotic war in Iraq for years. I'm still waiting for your update on sadaam's wmds.

The NYT should release the names of every editor who read this and did not correct it. They have multiple layers of editors, especially for the print publication. That’s what the NYT would demand when the government makes a bad mistake. They should live up to the same standard.

@NYTimesPR @sissenberg @nytimes Lmaooooooooooooo

@sissenberg @nytimes A correction will appear in tomorrow's print edition: "A headline with an article on Friday about President Trump’s threats to leave NATO misstated the full name of the body. It is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, not the North American Treaty Organization."

Does the @nytimes know what NATO stands for?

The 3 most important events in human history: 1. The birth of Jesus. 2. The death of Jesus. 3. The resurrection of Jesus.

she personally called me a man in a dress last year

@karr_pe This is happening all over the state. Shawnee school district in Springfield has 6 principals and tons of admin covering their middle and high school. They are now threatening to do away with all of their sports programs and extracurriculars unless they can pass the next levy.

We passed levies for students and their teachers. But the money all goes to district administrators.

@Jolene_Donuts Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

To anyone who wants to comment some self deprecating stuff about how "ill never pass bc I didint start hrt at 13" I literally started at 29 with a receding hairline and now look hot. Eat along with hrt, work on your posture, and start loving yourself and you will make it!

アメリカ人よ 日本の可愛い犬 豆柴の可愛さに苦しみなさい

@baypinar35 I’m about to make my dogs watch this on repeat..

おかんから｢世に広めてくれ｣と動画を渡されたので拡散します🙇 お散歩の後自分で足を洗う柴犬様

@sfpelosi Functioning alcoholic like mommy dearest??

Deep thanks to the Supreme Court sketch artist who produced this masterpiece as Justice Jackson schooled the birther-in-chief on #BirthrightCitizenship.

@carrol_genie_ Those look fantastic!! Hope you enjoyed!!

できたー！ そして何これ、美味いーーーー！！ アメリカ人はこんな美味しい食べ物を日本人に隠していたってわけかい？😂

@GovMikeDeWine You are an EMBARRASSMENT to the state of Ohio.. I have family members that helped get you elected and worked alongside your wife during her Farm Bureau days that are most likely rolling in their graves as I type.

April is Fraud Prevention Month. Since day 1, my administration has worked hard to prevent fraud and abuse in state government programs. We will continue to innovate and put safeguards in place to ensure that taxpayer dollars are not misused.

I am officially leaving X. Please follow on Instagram:@krassensteins TikTok: @krassenstein Facebook: @krassensteins The toxicity here is unbearable and MAGA is in shambles with $4.10 gas prices. We’ve done our job.

@Strapzilla55 @smcroasters

@FairWakeBake @smcroasters Just some quick facts there’s actually more bald eagles in Canada than the states…

Looking at opening a new headquarters in Toronto. Will keep y’all updated.

@Strapzilla55 @smcroasters

@smcroasters Ya please come to the city lmao your hq won’t last 5 mins , beyond that do a better job with aprils fools jokes you crack head

You tried to claim citizenship in the Cherokee Nation and stole scholarship money from real Native Americans because your mom said you had high cheekbones. Of course citizenship means nothing to you.

Haitians heading to the Springfield Walmart after side-swiping 3 cars on Bechtle and backing into 2 while attempting to park in the lot before entering the store..