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Fakko@FanAkko·
'Ello Chinese has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's 'Ello Chinese man.
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@FanAkko What set of school was this?
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I was on my schools student council and we were never allowed soap dispensers in our bathrooms so I vehemently argued for it and finally got them in and then the first day we had them i saw someone scissor kick them off the wall and then we never got soap in our bathrooms again
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Fakko@FanAkko·
@stringlandscape That would be a good idea if I went to the school from Saved by the Bell
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@FanAkko You failed to learn the real lesson of politics, which is that you should've slipped a bully $20 and given a verbal promise of cancelling his detention if he promises to punch anyone in the face who messes with your new soap dispensers.
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@un4tunatalie I have to assume they got rid of it originally for this exact same scenario
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@GlitterBomb64 This was before that trend they were just destroying things for the love of the game
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Kisse@KisseFin·
@FanAkko Isn't that a health code violation?
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@stationerycar You would think but the other ones were vandalised too and I have no reason to believe it was all the same guy
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anya@firelordanja·
@FanAkko how the fuck do you scissor kick a soap dispenser
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Maybe I'm a delusional narcissist but I think they put my tweet in this
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@DrangC0_Bex I love this bit. After the first season or 2 it becomes so toothless it's impossible for it to tell any joke worth anything more than a light chuckle. Its basically Hey Arnold now but for some reason its not on a kids channel
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Whatever Bob's Burgers is doing for other people it isn't doing for me
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Superman vs Goku would never happen because Superman would just get his orphan cousin to fight him as a test
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You did NOT get a brand new ps5 for 50 cents on Dealdash .com, Fuck off
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