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@cj_prin Michael Clayton 2 is exclusively centered around explaining what Arthur Edens was going to do with all of those loaves of bread

Hollywood executives seeing the box office for The Devil Wears Prada 2 and immediately greenlighting Michael Clayton 2

@YahhSirio @JDJA_FGC @CosmonautMarcus I have great news! The movie you're looking for is called Welcome to Raccoon City, and it fucking sucks

@JDJA_FGC @CosmonautMarcus 1. Okay and? 2. Okay and? 3. So does every other Zombie movie. 4. Okay and? None of these truly make it an accurate adaptation. Where is Jill? Leon? Literally anyone from the games it's adapting? Where is Umbrella? Where is the actual locations from Raccoon City?

What do these idiots actually want

@voidpires Even if we accept that she didn't know it was a slur, the lack of any sort of reflection from the Blue Woman Defense Squad on why so many of the people on their side are slur-hurling transphobes is WILD

Only a white tgirl could get away with “no I totally didn’t know this transphobic slur was a transphobic slur even though it was paired with another obviously derogatory term I DO know and use for the same group! How was I ever to know! Guyss come on I literally didn’t know :/“

@whimperingmouse @CultureCrave What would a movie have to do, in your eyes, to earn the "RESIDENT EVIL" title on the poster?

@FartCursedBeast @CultureCrave Couple easter eggs and references doesn't mean it still doesn't look like a Movie based in RE

Zach Cregger on his 'Resident Evil' movie 🧟‍♂️ "I wanted this movie to tell the story of what would happen if some idiot like me were dropped into the world of a Resident Evil game. So Austin plays not some badass with combat experience like Leon but just an average dude. That makes his experience of moving through this hellscape way more interesting to me than somebody who’s psychologically equipped" "A pistol [is] the first weapon he acquires in the movie. Just like in the games, as he progresses through the world he’ll get better weapons. It’s such a fun moment when you’re playing RE and you finally get the shotgun or the machine gun and I wanted that sense of progression to be in the movie" "Resident Evil is of course a franchise that’s got a ton of zombies but it’s also got all sorts of weirder monstrosities. Really wanted to make sure that we never got a handle on what kind of dangers we’d find. It’s not just a zombie movie. The T-Virus can have a lot of different effects and I wanted to make sure we had a variety of adversaries" "The slow discovery of horrific elements is something I really love about Resident Evil. It’s not a run and gun action game. It’s about tension and atmosphere and so I really wanted to lean into that. As much as there’s plenty of action in the movie it’s equally important to honor the dread. That moment when you look down a dark passage and you know something awful is waiting in that darkness for you. You don’t want to go forwards but you can’t go back. That’s the sweet spot"

@whimperingmouse @CultureCrave The scene where he sees the key, goes to pick it up, and then immediately some fucked up shit happens to complicate things is a story beat that happens in just about every single RE game

@CultureCrave From trailer I get no resident evil vibes just a horror movie

@horceror I was trying to understand why Resident Evil fans seem to be upset at this not feeling like RE because it absolutely feels that way to me, but then I realized it's because the RE movie they want is Leon and Wesker recycling lines they remember from the games for 90 minutes

oh yeah i'm screaming without the s

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

@QueerColeslaw Also importantly, venting is something to be done in a private groupchat with your friends who know you, not blasting that shit out to a public audience and then getting surprised when people who don't know you get pissed off at you for saying some wild shit

It's okay to vent. It's good to talk about trauma and you should not be generally be judged for how you do so, but if you use discussion of your trauma to be bigoted, people should call it out and you should address that bigotry.

@beardpandaa And this goes for the people who defend her too! I absolutely understand if people say "what she said wasn't cool but neither was the way people responded to it", but they aren't doing that! There's no understanding offered or attempt to meet a middle ground here!

@beardpandaa I would have more sympathy for the idea that this was a harassment campaign if it weren't for the fact that a lot of that "harassment" is people very justifiably being pissed off at her for saying a bunch of awful shit and then never apologizing

I don't see how her getting mass criticism for lateral transphobia, ableism, and racism and not even saying sorry is proof of trans men having structural power. It's just that enough of us see the bad behavior for what it is regardless of if she was a victim of abuse.

@flamingbofa2 @TafferKing451 It's strange to hear that this is a personal problem when it's something I've seen hundreds of other people online also say was a problem for them over the past 14 years. Arkane clearly also agrees considering the changes they made for Dishonored 2

@FartCursedBeast @TafferKing451 This is just a personal problem man. If you see a *completely optional* checkbox or challenge or whatever, and feel a compulsion to do it, it's not the game's fault that you then decided to pursue that compulsion.

I don’t think that was the intent. Arkane clearly wanted the world to react to player’s actions. Things like “more rat swarms appear because there’s more corpses to eat, or you can find an enemy as a weeper later” is cool world reactivity. It’s the multiple endings that misfire.

@xenopwussy @voidpires I'm cisgender, please check yourself into the nearest inpatient medical facility and demand they not allow you internet access.

@FartCursedBeast @voidpires you absolutely are weird little sellouts who think mimicking the oppressors will save you 😭 funny to watch y'all finally realize that male privilege is still a very real phenomenon even within your community and maiming your bodies will never have the intended effect lol

Trans men do not have privilege or power over trans women

@flamingbofa2 @TafferKing451

@FartCursedBeast @TafferKing451 Why did that make you feel like you *had* to do it, and how is that a problem with the game instead of a personal problem?

@voidpires "Hmmm, weird that trans men get so upset about the fact that I'm only interested in gendering them correctly when doing so can be used to hurt, degrade, or insult them"

Me when I’m extremely blind to the very different ways progressives treat cys men and women. Hmm I wonder why trans men might be offput by saying you’re going to behave abusively to them because you need a good punching bag for the sins of cys men

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

@D3adjohnny @horceror That said if they let you hear each other's mic for like 5 seconds during a Mori then that'd be hilarious so I hope they add it

@D3adjohnny @horceror I mean considering the kind of shit that gets said in 90% of endgame chat logs I'm completely unsurprised that voice chat is never coming to DBD, that shit would almost exclusively be used for people to rage at and harass each other

it's genuinely incredulous to me how many luddites the dead by daylight community has. this is strictly a GOOD change - now you, as a solo queue andy, will know what the killer is at the same time that a swf would because they communicate. this BRIDGES part of the swf-soloq gap!

@TheBeako The problem with every discussion about how powerful Survivor is or isn't is that a lot of people only play survivor and don't have the firsthand experience with how powerful this stuff is when used correctly that playing killer can give you.

My bad social media, I stated Deliverance was an S tier perk. Won’t happen again