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@pristine1245678 @ErickLukaku FB

Day 3 on x Here is fun especially Football Twitter.

Me: I want to print out my work on paper. Shop owner: A4? Me: A for apple, why do you ask? Shop owner:

@Richelleks5j FB nurse titi

Day 2 on X. First impression of a nurse… go! 👇

@Adambeorie FB

I go swear for anybody we unfollow Me After following them Guys I’m Active 💯 Follow now ✅

@wizkidayo Oya u self carry 20 man go jump am back No be this online diss

Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣

@wizkidayo @burnaboy

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The real ogbafia don start😭

🚨🗣️ Michael Olise: "My youth idol? Lionel Messi. The Greatest player ever."

Barcelona vs Atleti 😮‍💨 #UCL

The Stage Is 𝐎𝐮𝐫𝐬

@ellabosslady_ You fit drag wig for doggy?

Why do men prefer this hairstyles to wigs?

Last season during the Ballon D'or, they said it was ridiculous for him to be in Ballon D'or with 9 goals He was mocked and ridiculed This season, he's scored more goals. The stats, the eye test and impacts are there But when he's brought into Ballon D'or conversation, they present Olise Goals this season: Yamal - 21 Olise - 18 Now, that he's scoring a lot, Olise's assists now matters The same assists this 18 year old provided more than anyone in Europe last season. 😂 Boy's proof you can be hated for being too good But una go hate tire 🫵🤣 INCREDIBLE STUFF 😃😃

Guardiola😂

@khanofkhans11_ Dey play, nah Guardiola

Omo don’t judge a book by the cover o 🥹

@uc15871 You get money to take care of man?

I need a fuvkmate.

Lecturer: Who’s your favorite footballer? Me: khvicha kvaratskhelia Lecturer: spell it Me: na lie o, na Eze

If you h8te Lamine Yamal, then one of two things is wrong: either he’s better than your favorite, or he has humiliated your club at some point.

Me as a co-thief slapping my fellow to faint before mentioning my name

No stress!!