PhatCaramelCock

A small update to my Weaknesses/Kinks Let's see who's able to actually get me to lose 😘

How it started~ VS How it's going~ We both knew the whiteboy wouldn't stand a chance but it is still cute to break battlers~ Sucks that no one has any fun captions anymore~ Oh well.....guess Caramel will always be on top~ #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner #bops

My buds face after hanging out with me during one of our Totally Straight Goon sessions~ I think he just likes making that face you know? Just like how he loves Big Caramel Candy Bars 😉 He always wants it~ #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner #bops #totallystraight

I don't even know why you bother dressing like a guy anymore bro... I feel like girl clothing just suits you way better~ You just have that classic girly look about you~ It's those White Boi Genes after all~ #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner #bops #totallystraight

Battle? Bro, we both know how a battle is going to end 👀 So why don't you just skip all that~ After all, you're basically my Stroke Buddy now 😘 And I think you know the best way to help out your Big Brown Bud~ #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner #bops #totallystraight

I always make sure to bring a Big Brown Caramel Candy Bar for my Goon Bud to snack on~ I mean, it's only good manners after all~ I know he gets super hungry and Caramel is the only thing that can help his craving~ #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner #bops #totallystraight

Live View of your brain breaking as soon as you realize that you're going to get a chance to taste Caramel~ We both know that Snowbunny brain just wants something Big and Brown~ So just go on~ Open up and get a taste~ 😘 #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner #bops

You know when you inevitably lose to me in our little battle... You'll have to choose which side you're going to be from now on~ Are you.... Team Blondes 💛 Or~ Team Brunettes 🤎 Either way, Caramel is all you'll want to taste~ 😘 #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner

"Enjoying yourself there bud? 🤔" It's wild how quickly you got your knees once we started gooning together~ Not that I'm complaining~ Honestly...I didn't know you were so talented with your mouth bud 😵‍💫 Wonder what else you can do.. #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner

How I left your girl after a night "Tutoring" 🥱 Hands-on education of course~ Is it my fault she's wanted to try Big and Brown for the first time? Don't worry, I'm sure she still loves you 😘 #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner

What's wrong huh? You wanted to battle didn't you? You said you were so tough? Hey Whiteboi....my eyes are up here 👁️ Although, it looks like you're much more interested in the Long...Thick...Caramel... Don't be shy, grab it😈~ #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner

I feel like this is the type of buds I always end up with 🥴 The type to spit on my Thick Caramel and try to pump it once they realize just how good it looks in their hand.... Kissing on the lips~ This is still straight...right bro? #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner

We know what kind of battle you're really looking for~ We both know why you're here~ You just want Caramel in your mouth...don't you kitten 😘 Well....if you want it so bad....you have to prove you're worthy of it~ 😏 Are you worthy?~ #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner

Caramel's back and I already have PAWGs giving me a round of applause Can you hear that? CLAP CLAP CLAP~ 👏 They're so excited for me to be back~ Doubt you'd ever receive such a warm welcome~ But I can always make you watch😘 #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner

Everyone give @SnowsBetaSlut a round of applause~ Look at him, he reposted 100 Caramel Filled Posts all because he wanted my attention~ Am I gonna give to him? Hmmmm~ Maybe~ Maybe not~ 🤭 Isn't the denial the most fun~ 😘 #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner

You know sometimes you have to wonder~ If you've reposted this many times, when do you decide to just get in my DMs and confess your love for me~ Your whole profile is just Caramel now~ If you're talented maybe I'll give you attention~ #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner

2v1 are always fun because of the aftermath~ Watching two cuties end up giving into their desire and making out with all that Caramel Milk~ I consider that the best Win I could get~ 😘 But only the best get to experience it~ #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner #bops

So I added this guy on discord and this is basically all he sends me..... I mean, I know were close, but I feel like he's getting a little carried away~ Does he really want to have a sloppy makeout session with Caramel? 🤔 #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner #bops

Really bro? I know I'm "Unc" and all, but are guys really dressing like this and doing TikTok Dances? I don't know bro, I'm not sure I believe you..... Also why do you even own a thong like that~ 🤔🤔🤔 Seems sus to me~ #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner #bops

You know when you first invited me to be Roomies, I was skeptical~ You've always been pretty petite, honestly, kinda girly, but I just figure that's how you Zoomers are~ I never knew you'd be so talented with your tongue bro~ 🤭 #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner #bops

When the battle starts getting heated, we both know you're going to crumble under the pressure~ What's wrong, huh? Does getting weak to Unc Caramel make your Gen Z 🍤 leak and twitch? You didn't stand a chance anyway, Zoomer 😏 #wankchat #wankbattle #goonfuel #gooner #bops