spooky daddy

Couples costume idea (Benadryl and the hat man)

Piece of shit centrist

can’t believe i just witnessed this in central park

rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if u be into collecting rocks

I was at a firearm violence prevention conference at Hopkins today and ran into one of my renn fest regulars — we were both fighting for our lives interacting in a professional context

Code switching between my normal friends and my freaks

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

Me: *on a hike* My mom: *after cold calling me* “why are you in the woods, I have proof of Bigfoot on my phone”

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

UPDATE: Travis Scott has gained the ability to telepathically communicate with fish and aquatic life

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

My toxic boss is workbombing me

do you rememba

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

They’re uninstalling me tomorrow

looking for jobs is awesome man should I apply on bebee or jooble

Pussy wet and fertile…Mesopotamia

whip out your schlong youre the piano man

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store