Fin, unsupervised. ✨

Listen I’m not big into sports but Germany being out makes me go :<

🎀🎀🎀

Boyfriend and girlfriend 💚✨

One day without a “danger to life and property” weather warning would go so hard.

If I had a dragon, I would NOT be sending him into war. Thank you very much. He’d be safe in his bed with his treats.

Germany broke their all time heat record yesterday at 106.3°F, only for it to get broken again today at 106.7°F in a different town. Germany is cooking right now.

a true knight fights for everyone ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ (chivalry is gay!! happy pride!!)

Do you guys think if I cracked open a knight after leaving him in the sun for 3 hours I’d get delicious slow cooked stew???

@untoashes_ Why did you repeat back at me what i said :3

@FinWellSeasoned I wanna fight u bc you’re hot and I wanna TOP YOU

No good with words. Utterly useless.

@untoashes_ YOU WANNA FIGHT ME BECAUSE IM RIGHT AND SMART

@FinWellSeasoned Permission to fight you?

beer gets to take TWO freezer rides

My toxic trait is putting the beer in the freezer to get it icy cold, just to forget it on the counter after I take it out

@untoashes_ It's because she looks so dumb isnt it :(

@FinWellSeasoned Looking at her makes me bad at words too…..

Lazy hours at the Loveisland event. Say hi if you spot me!

El impulso de decirle "me odias" a tu pareja que literalmente se arrancaría el corazón para dártelo. Y yo nunca pierdo la oportunidad.

@ruinyr_ Or someone yelling at them/the kids. Yeah. It should be illegal on the developers end.

@FinWellSeasoned I'm almost certain this is the reason you hear dudes just breathing all game no comms, usually someone in the background washing dishes for good measure

games that turn voice chat on by default deserve to have their wife leave them for a younger game

ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴꜱ ᴋɪʟʟ