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A harp made of fishbones Plays with no hands And a promise is a promise In water or on land

many people who are "playfully mean" sincerely want to hurt or humble you but are too cowardly to do it without it being "a joke"

Wait for it...

fairy of the forest barbie doll (1999)

being an adult just means getting really into birds

Redditors shoes keep exploding when they go to weddings and funerals in churches because God hates Redditors

guys you're not gonna believe where i'm at rn

White people be like "We don't want to live around violence" and black people be like "shut up cracker im going to stomp your head in now"

@vamptact I’ll never understand why blacks feel so self righteous in being degenerate and ignorant. “Hahahaha white people speak properly and try to prevent violence 😂😂😂” This is why the black community sucks and no one want to live around or interact with them.

Migraine time

@glassjaws We're gonna get so much money queen 😌❤️

The palm of my left hand is itchin like crazy that means money is comin in

@MamaEastside OKAY BECAUSE?!!?!? Like that actually sounds so good lol

Growing up my mom told me that homeless people make turtle soup and eat it out of the shell and I just dont think thats true

@glassjaws Just realized this means it's money either way wow double money 😌

@glassjaws Im so tickled im gonna tell my mom too lol

age regressor ass car

"You will traumatize your kids in new ways." No actually you literally dont have to. Saying that is a demoralization technique. I know plenty of people who have zero childhood trauma. They just want you to be afraid of having children.

what spring is going to feel like