flightless ☁︎

Announced for the 30th anniversary, every main Pokemon game will be receiving new cart replica keychains! These will be sold in Pokemon Centers. game.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/news/2088…

@CallMePhake to move in w/ me?

@FlightlessKiwee Fair enough I’ll just pack my stuff

All I want is friends... not people trying to sell me stuff

@J0SEMmmh A PENIS

@FlightlessKiwee ATP I know what I'm getting you for Christmas.

PENIS HAVERS: have you ever put sumn down the hole?? like honey??? or something like that idk

how girls look at U before they lunge at U and bite as hard as they can

<3

@FlightlessKiwee Your a fucking rock

@BrentWildeboer grip it and drizzle it in idk

@FlightlessKiwee How exactly would u put honey down there

can you lock in??

@CGInvasion SWEATPANTS HAVE THAT?

@FlightlessKiwee Other: Use the dick hole

penis havers : when you pee with sweatpants do you just take out your dick or are you pulling them all the way under your balls

@BrentWildeboer LMFAOO

@FlightlessKiwee Who tf said just penis

TWO VOTES HELP 50/50

@NatsumoriSio can I stream it for 6+ hrs a day but not be cute

We need more cute girl EN vtubers who stream shadowverse for 6+ hours a day JP has minimum 20 different cuties on YouTube or twitch at any given time

can we make this a Shep fan page

shep keeping it real as always

@NatsumoriSio well did you help them or

Me quietly enjoying my Uber ride then all of a sudden the Uber driver breaks the silence to ask how to spell "caterpillar"

WHO SAID YES

PENIS HAVERS : y'all ever put a temp tattoo on it?

@BrentWildeboer LMFAO WHY

@FlightlessKiwee I will pay you 20$ to never post again