Flint & Flow
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Flint & Flow
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Flint ignites. Flow compounds. Growth | Mindset | Money | Self-improvement








Episode Two: The Feathered Fugitive. The next morning, Uncle woke to an empty safe and Captain perched on it like a boss. “You traitor!” he yelled, chasing the parrot with a broom. Captain dodged, screaming, “BUY SOMETHING OR GET OUT!” Uncle locked the shop and tied a bell to Captain’s leg. While he stepped out, Captain dialled the thief using Uncle’s Nokia, mimicking his voice: “Come back at 7pm, code 1975. Bring jollof.” At 7:05, the thief crept in, straight into Captain and his smuggled parrot crew. “Shop under new management. 60-40 split!”Uncle walked in, saw the parrot cartel, and fainted 🤣🤣. By dawn, a feather-pinned note read: “Round 2 done. Teach me ATM next. Captain & Lagos Parrot Syndicate. Moral: Never underestimate a parrot with receipts.



















