Justrob
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Justrob
@FlooringGuyRob
Be like Biff and do it for Dale $robbiebr549 I feel like a bald eagle 🇺🇲 81 forever Hell Yeah Brother!
your moms เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2014
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日本人を喜ばしたければデカイ肉の画像だけじゃなくて、デカイ犬の画像を見せるだけでいい。
日本人は日本の狭い部屋で飼えないデカイ犬に死ぬほど憧れている。
いいか？デカイ犬だ。
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This sounds like a fun things to do on a Saturday morning
Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸@MikeBales
Banks County Woman Arrested After Turning Numbered Pigs Loose in Walmart COMMERCE, GA — Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion Saturday afternoon after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray-painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5—into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.” The Incident According to witnesses, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon entered the store pushing a buggy that appeared to be shaking and occasionally grunting. Employees assumed it was either a wobbly wheel or a normal Saturday. Moments later, Mixon allegedly opened the buggy, shouted “Run free!”, and four pigs scattered across the store—one toward Housewares, one toward Grocery, one toward Electronics, and one directly into the Vision Center. The Numbering Scheme The pigs were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5, which immediately caused confusion among staff. “We spent an hour looking for pig number 4,” said assistant manager Trevor Haskins. “Then we realized there wasn’t one. I’m still mad about it.” Several customers joined the search, believing it was some kind of promotional event. Police Response Banks County Sheriff deputies arrived quickly, though officers admitted they were “not trained for livestock deployed with psychological warfare.” One officer slipped near the bacon section, which he later described as “deeply ironic.” All four pigs were eventually captured using two laundry baskets, a pallet of marshmallows, and one determined elderly greeter who said she had “handled worse at the Piggly Wiggly years ago.” Mixon was arrested without incident, though she did request that officers “let the pigs finish what they started.” Charges Authorities say she faces disorderly conduct, livestock at large, interference with commerce, and “creating unnecessary suspense via missing number 4.” The pigs were unharmed and transported to a local county animal control facility, where staff described them as “friendly and surprisingly fast.” Community Reaction Locals have already dubbed the event “The Great Walmart Pig Caper.” A Facebook group titled “Where Is Pig #4?” has gained hundreds of members.
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@justice_Tyr22 I guess I'm doing anal with Carla while drinking wine. I'll take that, I hope Carla ain't fat.
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Wine, money and boobs
I’ll take all 3
shipz 𖤐@heyshipz
the first 3 words you see will define your APRIL 😭
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What do y’all think, North Carolina? Is it buck naked or butt naked?
*Bonus points if you know how to pronounce naked correctly.
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster
Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
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@FlooringGuyRob @StartAndParkCar if you went to hickory last night you didnt see him running, the arca race was on saturday night
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On Cleetus McFarlands podcast Bald Eagles, mentioned that #0 Squirrel (George Siciliano) needs to run Rockingham now in order to be approved for Kansas and then Talladega
ARCA officials want him to run a 1 track
I recommend watching the whole podcast on Cleetus's 2nd Channel
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Justrob รีทวีตแล้ว
Technician Tip: If charge your own AC and use 134A you might want to stock up now as the price of it is dramatically increasing. I was just as Walmart and it was $20 for 1 pound can and last year it was $8. I priced a 30 lbs.. container and it was about $18 a pound! I am going to price shop around and stock upon it if I find a decent price.
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Waylon escaped containment (someone left the patio door unlatched) while I was running errands, unbeknownst to anyone still in the home.
I got home, noticed he was gone, whistled and called him a couple times, and he was back in about 3 minutes.
Little bastard.. but atleast he returned.
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And then there’s this
Clemson Superfan (Mr. Summertime)@SuperfanClemson
Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner
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One look and u instantly know
LetsGoBFLO@HistorianUSA1
How much do you want to bet she will be at a No Kings protest today?
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And then there’s this (lol)
Wasson Watch Co.@WassonWatch
I have been silent about this for a long time, but I can no longer keep quiet about it in good conscience. The "Strait" of Hormuz isn't straight at all. It's super crooked. You can see in the helpful graphic I put together below. The elites don't want you to know this.
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BREAKING: Former First Lady Jill Biden’s Secret Service agent sh**ts himself while accompanying Jill through Philadelphia airport, per Daily Mail.
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Real thing that happened: Cleetus McFarland pushes Brad Keselowski to the win in a Crown Vic race at Talladega by tandem drafting
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@keselowski @NASCAR Dammit, my dad always liked y'all. I do more now because the fun I had watching bad Brad and Cleetus!!!
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@NASCAR I’ve been blessed in so many ways and over so many years to work with great people both on my team and in the media. 600 and still going, I just wanna win.
Side note- I have worn a lot of different fire suits!
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After nearly 600 Cup Series starts, there's not a single reporter whose name @keselowski has forgotten. 😂
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