JC Flyer

the worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting your name, like why does this happen

Me calling my boss on his day off just like he did on mine

Overthinkers when they get a “we need to talk” text

You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?

got his ass

Customer: I will not pay this bills Waiter: But sir you ordered 42 coffees Customer: No i ordered 4 tea, 2 coffees

Representing all singles Representing the losers Representing the depressed Representing the yearners Representing the broke/broken Representing the forgotten GOAT 🐐

“We can still be friends,I don’t want to lose you”

when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

When music director is on God mode 🙇🏻‍♂️

He died not knowing he was a hero.

Charlie Cox talks about filming ‘DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN’ Season 3: "I finished shooting 7PM last night. I'm doing action sequences and I'm getting cut a lot [in the scene]" Bearded Matt Murdock in S3 🧔‍♂️ (via: @JimmyKimmelLive)

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Spider-Man: No Way Home, 2021

*message sent 8 hours ago* story posted 5 minutes ago:

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"When do I see you again?" "When the gas prices go down”

Irritating the wife is a fine old tradition.