Michael Folz

i deserve a life where i'm his personal 24/7 oncall fleshlight..... to be used whenever he wants and needs to BREED

Look at the size of us. You lot can’t get enough of us 😈. @AlphaMuscleGod7

Delivery guy shows up like this wyd ?

Steve Kelso

fuck i need to sniff it so bad 😵‍💫

Chudai 💦😇 #viralpost #viralvídeo

Happy Birthday to the eternally hot Jamie Dornan!

The internet is fake. Most people are normal. Most men aren’t bitter and most women aren’t man haters. Please put down your phone and touch grass.

Putting in the hours so the gays and gals can have bread and pasta next year 🌾

6'9 C.H. from Iowa towering

@14OO_ @GGCajun19 @izamamaa Of course it could be performative, but I haven’t seen any evidence that would prove that, just speculation. I just think it’s awful that people would assume the worst of what appears to be a dad who just wants to have bonding moments with his kid.

@Fol72247 @GGCajun19 @izamamaa How are his arms and clothes completely clean but his face is nasty

Farther who is a Kentucky coal miner, takes his son to a college basketball game after his shift. Despite being covered in dust.

@14OO_ @GGCajun19 @izamamaa In my opinion he probably did wash his hands and arms or was wearing gloves, but didn’t notice his face was dirty. It’s possible he doesn’t look at his face in the mirror or maybe the bathroom at the mines simply didn’t have one.

@GGCajun19 @izamamaa He just got off from work and probably didn’t notice that was his face was dirty or didn’t think about it. I really doubt his son will remember that anyway, he will just remember his father being there for him, unlike your dumb ass dad who dropped you on your head.

@izamamaa “Lazy fat fuck doesn’t have the decency to wash his face before taking his kid to game” fixed it for you.

AI made the average student of each school and it’s spot on 😭😭

@Hanike_B @mindloz08 Cheating is bad, but genital mutilation is objectively much worse. I really doubt that any woman would support a man mutilating his partners vagina with say a blade for the crime of cheating.

@mindloz08 Bro really thought cheating was worth it until the ‘Crazy Love’ episode became his reality. Lesson learned the hard way… or no way at all

My wife cut off my penis … and it’s a big one. 😱 🎬Grey's Anatomy watch till the end

ᴠ ɪ ɴ ᴛ ᴀ ɢ ᴇ In 1943, these soldiers grabbed a few precious minutes under the showers at a Servicemen’s Country Club, washing the sand off their skin and sharing a few laughs. Just a small moment of relief and joy in the middle of war, beautifully captured by the photographer. 📸 Charles E. Steinheimer, LIFE magazine.

Apres le sport, le réconfort, bien venir le caresser masser et lécher ses aisselles..

Self-declared King of Switzerland Jonas Lauwiner, 31, is living his best medieval fantasy by claiming 148 scraps of "ownerless" land and building himself a 117,000 square metre empire, the IT specialist has been quietly snapping up abandoned plots and even stretches of road that homeowners casually drive on every day using a cheeky Swiss legal loophole, he then charges the poor sods maintenance fees or passage rights like some 21st-century toll baron who forgot it's not 1200 anymore, local politicians are absolutely fuming and rushing to slam the loophole shut, with one councillor branding the whole thing "scandalous" and an "excessive thirst for power", meanwhile King Jonas is posing in royal gear, running his "imperial bank" and calling it all "more than just a joke" while insisting he does it "digitally and without bloodshed", you really couldn't make this up in one of the world's most boringly bureaucratic countries, at this rate he'll soon own more random bits of Switzerland than the actual Swiss government,

that fit really hits different 🔥