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June 25 Market Pulse: FedEx, Bumble, and the Bigfoot Economy FedEx beat earnings—but got punished for not pretending it knows the future. Wall Street wants companies to tell bedtime stories, not the truth. Meanwhile, Bumble finally got some love, AeroVironment took off, and Bitcoin and the S&P 500 are inching toward new highs. Oil? Rolled over to $65 like the last plot twist in a movie that already made no sense. We’re not making bold predictions—we’re sticking to the boring stuff: solid setups, risk management, and edge over ego. In a market full of hype, smoke, and CGI cryptids… boring is beautiful. 🔗 djfmt.substack.com/p/june-25-mark… #MarketPulse #FedEx #Bumble #Bitcoin #SP500 #StockMarket #TradingMindset #BigfootEconomy #BeyondTheNoise

Bombshell headlines. Shrug-worthy moves. This week’s Market Pulse breaks down the drama vs. the data. 📉 Dow “slides!” but price action barely budges. Read it + see the ironic chart ➡️ djfmt.substack.com/p/june-23-mark… #MarketPulse #Stocks #Trading #InvestorHumor #MacroMonday #BeyondTheNoise #SP500 #FinanceTwitter

June 9 Market Pulse 🚨 Inflation data incoming. Jobs are strong. Wages are rising. Do we really need a rate cut? 👉 CPI + PPI this week 👉 U.S.–China trade talks resume 👉 “Big Beautiful Bill” hits Senate friction Calm ≠ safety. Radar is lighting up. 🔗djfmt.substack.com/p/june-9-marke… #StockMarket #Inflation #FedWatch #CPI #PPI #Markets #Trading #Macro

📊 May 29 Market Pulse Nvidia crushes earnings ✅ Court ruling rattles trade outlook ⚖️ Core PCE inflation report looms Friday 📅 Markets aren’t retreating—just recalibrating. What’s next, and how to trade it: 👉 djfmt.substack.com/p/may-29-marke… #StockMarket #NVDA #Inflation #TradingStrategy #BeyondTheNoise

May 22 Market Pulse: 📈 Flash PMIs beat 📉 TGT missed 🚨 10-year yield: 4.541% 🏛️ House passes “Big Beautiful Bill” (SALT cap up, tax rates locked) Markets treading lightly before Memorial Day 🇺🇸 Full post 👉 djfmt.substack.com/p/may-22-marke… 🧠 We'll see what happens after the barbecue smoke clears. #MarketPulse #SPX #Yields #Earnings #Traders #SALTcap #PMI #MemorialDay #BeyondTheNoise

📈 The S&P 500 is up +23.2% since April 7. This isn’t hype—it’s earnings and trade progress driving it. ✅ 78% beat EPS ✅ 62% beat revenue ✅ China-U.S. trade thawing A real rally on real data. #SP500 #Markets #EarningsSeason #Trading #InvestSmart #Macro #BeyondTheNoise #FactSet djfmt.substack.com/p/may-19-marke…

📊 May 5 Market Pulse S&P’s best streak in 20 yrs ✅ OPEC+ surprises with production hike 🛢️ FOMC + key earnings + tariffs ahead 🚨 Volatility isn’t gone—just sleeping. Stay sharp. Stay nimble. Trade smart. djfmt.substack.com/p/may-5-market… #StockMarket #SwingTrading #FOMC #OPEC #EarningsSeason #AIstocks #TradeSmart #BeyondTheNoise

📊 May 1 Market Pulse Big Tech roars 💪 — but soft macro data and the Fed are still in play. → MSFT, META soar. AMZN, AAPL fade → GDP, PCE, and jobless claims send mixed signals → What's next for markets? 🔗 djfmt.substack.com/p/may-1-market… #MarketUpdate #EarningsSeason #TechStocks #StockMarket #FOMC #TradingInsights #BeyondTheNoise

Markets are moving. Are you chasing headlines or catching the real signals? ✅ Tech earnings fuel the rally ✅ Volatility cools — but risk isn’t dead ✅ FOMC + Jobs Report = the next catalysts Catch the full Beyond the Noise update: “Staying the Course: Reality Over Headlines” djfmt.substack.com/p/staying-the-… #stocks #trading #investsmart