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@dish Thank you for being our partner for years! Hope to see many more to come.

why does @jamessmurray look like a chip munk in a suit?!?! #illuminaticonfirmed

HOW TO MAKE NATURAL VIAGRA USING ONLY 2 INGREDIENTS - Visual For visualfor.xyz/?p=63

Need a nice quick meal in your college dorm? Make some top ramen... Fat ass

Want to bang in the kitchen without kids hearing? Turn on your blender and be as loud as you want!

Best sex food in bed is spaghetti! #sundaysextips

Want to make that pussy taste better? Prior to sex drink some pineapple juice. Your partner won't want to stop eating!

Want to get that perfect crunch in every meal? Simple, just leave it in the oven for an extra hour!

Don't throw out old moldy food! Eat it instead. Just cause it is green doesn't mean it is mean.

Ahh no more flour and don't want to go back to the store substitute baby powder for flour. Same great taste!

Want to stay warm during these cold months and save money on your electric bill? Here is a tip turn your stove and oven on.

@zalfieofficial2 Added Flavor Taste :-)

@zalfieofficial2 Your Welcome. They will want to dine at your house everyday!

@zalfieofficial2 Not if you have a great immune system!

Inviting your oriental friends over for dinner? A great dish to cook them is terriyaki dog and rice.They will surely be reminded of home.

Want to make your meals with more protein? Eat a raw egg.

Enjoy some nice refreshing..Castor Oil. Throw it up and don't worry about the calories!

Dieting Tip: Drink a lot of laxatives to slim down that waist and eat what you love!

The Bill Cosby: Drink- Cannot be water and Ruphies Make her have a night she'll forget!

Easter Decorating recipe! Want to impress your neighbors? Nail a fake jesus to a cross and let the oohs and ahhs appear.