Jacksons Leg of Lamb

@markgoldbridge Genuinely think United will finish, 6th, 7th this year.

@cena17thszn John Cena is one of the biggest arrogant twats you could meet. He’s a celebrity, consent isn’t needed for filming in public.

This has to be one of the most awkward fan interactions ever 😭 “I got some advice for you” “I’m famous, I’m modeen” The fact that John Cena remained calm is exactly why he’s the GOAT

@akw257 @elpatosauce480 @ive_arc The police wouldn’t give someone else their phone number lol

@elpatosauce480 @ive_arc ID card has name Police would have numbers to go with it

He owed him for sure

@Oceanbreeze473 Yes. You have a right to defender your family. Once someone steps into your secure space it’s fair game.

Should you be allowed to SHOOT a person who has broken into your house .. even if they are UNARMED?

@dave24144975 Usual suspects. No wonder they’ve discontinued the use of facial recognition.

Well done, Royal Mail—parcel received. And please, by all means, pop back for the rest of my garden ornaments whenever you fancy, you twat.

@ceraliza The shower in the evening relaxes me and the shower in the morning wakes me up

Are there actually people who shower at night before bed… and then shower again in the morning when they wake up??

@RoworthJack It’s a Paul smith

Ange Postecoglou wore this full-zip jacket when he was last managing, and I’ve been wondering for so long what brand it is and where I can get one from. I want one myself, and I particularly like the collar too.

@Matt_Pinner It’s called perfect

People are debating online if this body type is considered overweight or not. What do you think? 🤔

@Utdbrizzy Mata

Who was the 8 before Bruno. Let’s know the real Manchester United fans🔴⚪️

@AspireTechno @SamRaincock @gamecounsel @GMHSoton @AudreySuffolk I don’t think it’s underpaid, though it certainly is in London terms. However, this salary doesn’t reflect the job title. If the advertised role was for an IG Officer I’d expect it to be at least £38,000 minimum. But the prospects for data governance are very good.

@SamRaincock @gamecounsel @GMHSoton @AudreySuffolk It’s admin looking after the OneDrive for the Office 365 users, SharePoint is the clue and this is badly underpaid.

£26.5K per year - the same wage as you get working on the checkout for Aldi. Pay peanuts, get data breaches....

@lady_valor_07 They don’t care about us or human nature

Best Michael Jackson song of all time but you aren’t allowed to say Billie Jean or Thriller

@SamRaincock Yes, if only! However, they must begin somewhere. Governance is a niche subject and not something you can simply enter!

@ForeverRed29 Yes I think you are right. Silly me expecting a job title to reflect the job :). The description is just a word salad of nothingness.

@atrupar Peace by force.

Trump on Cuba: "It may be a friendly takeover. It may not be a friendly takeover. It wouldn't matter."

@matthewdmarsden @ICEgov Why do you think the incompetent UK government doesn’t want to get involved? They’ve imported so many young men from these countries that they’re completely unfamiliar with them and their capabilities.

Called this when the attacks started. Now we are going to see the damage that years of unfettered immigration has caused. Perhaps the left will get behind @ICEgov after the first attack happens. Btw Starmer cowardice will not stop them from hitting the UK. They have 40k on the terrorist watch list Keep your head on a swivel.

@Rainmaker1973 Expertly done

Smart maneuver gets an oversized load through a narrow entrance.

@ZackPolanski @bestcanton7 North Sea drilling is the answer

Energy insecurity. Higher bills. Exposure to catastrophic economic consequences of Trump's wars. That's what happens when you fail to shift fast enough to renewables, and cut back on support for clean energy. Let's cut bills & create jobs through a clean power revolution.

@puffpuff65 You don’t need to own a Lamborghini to do this..

Young lad with his girlfriend just pulled up in Tesco in a Lamborghini and parked in a Disabled spot without a disabled badge. Money talks

@ESPNUK I lost all respect when Onana got a yes

Manchester United legend Edwin van der Sar picks his world class goalkeepers 👀🧤

@superTV247 Christ he looks terrible

Louis Walsh reveals he’s filming for Sky’s upcoming X Factor documentary next week, stating “we didn’t know anything, we didn’t know who we were gonna get, we didn’t know the votes, but Cowell knew it all”

@ZackPolanski @JamieJackson___ Dangerous bastard.

Migration is part of what makes this country great. We're not an island of strangers - we're an island of neighbours. The Green Party will always support fair & managed migration.