Margot, La fille de joie 🏳️‍⚧️

i make a lot life decisions based on what i think will lead to the most interesting experiences. cutting off my genitals, putting myself in stressful situations, saying yes to things i really don't want, picking up dumb hobbies. i need novelty and interest in life to inspire me.

Vaccinated cocksuckers stay winning

Me at Greggs; Blank Street or Gail's.

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"Clocky! Clocky!" Well yes

Training a new hire today at work and I just realized I've been using the same tone of voice that I use when I'm instructing a top that has no idea what he's doing

6mg estradiol, 200mg progesterone, 850g of strawberry ice cream

men be dying to fck the shit outta you for 3 minutes 😭😭

"shave with the grain and in 1 pass" no i'll do 7 passes against the grain on my chin thank you very much, there's literally no other way to get rid of every hair

@SirGrave87 Ooooo, hello 🍆👀

Sometimes it's hard getting out of bed on a lazy Sunday.

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

@London_W4 I love that stuff! It's very good.

In a pub this evening in Hackney and as I stood at the bar to order my glass of wine, a bloke on a barstool asked if I’d tried their pea flavoured vodka. “As it happens, I haven’t” I replied. Well you should, said he and slid a glass of it along the bar to me. I sipped away at it and declared it to be most pleasant and indeed, pea flavoured. It’s locally made it turns out. The barmaid showed me the bottle. I’d never heard of pea flavoured vodka, nor have I seen vodka served in a wine bottle. Tonight, I have broadened my horizons though and my mind. Cheers 🥂

Honestly condoms are more lewd than raw, it’s like a staple of promiscuity or sex just for the pleasure

@bimbo_brainrot My fucking coworkers every so often 🙄

how it feels to do anything at all as a trans woman

if i lived here, id get two trans girls to wash each other every morning while i have breakfast

When I was on the apps I got so many men wanting to hookup just for a tgirl experience. Most of them wanted to suck dih. Obviously, that was no from me. But it’s wild how many men want to try it.

Whores are the real MVPs of mental health for most men. After a week of meetings, traffic and stress, one good weekend reset with her and you're ready to adult again. Whores are definitely useful.

when Fleabag said "i'm not obsessed with sex. i just can't stop thinking about it. the performance of it. the awkwardness of it. the drama of it. the moment you realize someone wants your body. not so much the feeling of it"

Uncanny.