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Earl

@FormerEverthing

Go Browns, go Cavaliers, go Guardians (former Indians😁). EMT, Construction worker and degenerate gambler.

Iowa, USA เข้าร่วม Ocak 2022
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@NotHoodlum So he rubbed his ball sweat and ass cheese on his children. That's abuse.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸@NotHoodlum·
In a final act of desperation, Trump drops Randy Fine on Tehran.
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@glenn_tunes More plastic than a bucket of Legos
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Glenn Tunes
Glenn Tunes@glenn_tunes·
EXTREMELY LOW IQ 👍 OLD HUSBAND ON GRINDR 😬 MAR LAGO FACE 🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
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@Mlu__N2 That's gotta reek
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Mlungisi@Mlu__N2·
This has to be so inconvenient for literally every aspect of life.. like every single one.
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Billy Sims
Billy Sims@RealBillySims·
I'm giving away a signed mini helmet and OU photo! RULES - Follow my page - Like post - Share post Winner announced Monday
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OldTimeHardball
OldTimeHardball@OleTimeHardball·
Who is your all-time favorite Starting Pitcher? 1. Sandy Koufax 2. Bob Gibson 3. Tom Seaver 4. Steve Carlton 5. Warren Spahn 6. Nolan Ryan 7. Greg Maddux 8. Pedro Martinez 9. Randy Johnson 10. Write in another SP
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
Military experts later confirmed that Chuck Norris and Walter Payton together on the same boat was temporarily the world’s fourth-strongest navy.
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U.S. Senator John Fetterman@SenFettermanPA·
Heading to vote, and I will remain the only Democrat that refuses to shut our government down. Pay TSA agents. Reopen DHS.
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Zeducation@ZeducationYT·
Wrong answers only...
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Wayne’s World of Sports Betting & Trading Cards
🎁Appreciation Day Giveaway🎁 Winner Announced Monday 🔥Ja’Marr Chase Panini State of the Art (Ohio) To enter 1. Follow 2. Retweet 3. Like
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Marie Isabella
Marie Isabella@MarieIsabellaB·
@LibertyCappy RIP Chuck Norris. His legend will never die
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@LibertyCappy Chuck Norris struck out Aaron Judge with one pitch.
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Declaration of Memes
Declaration of Memes@LibertyCappy·
CHUCK NORRIS MEME THREAD TO END ALL MEME THREADS Let's honor one of the GOAT's by dropping your BEST Memes and Chuck Norris jokes! 👇👇👇
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@MikeBales I dont think you know what this means...
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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
As most of you know, my son is a Sailor. He sent a picture of his lunch yesterday from the galley. I’m thankful that we are finally taking care of our men and women in uniform. 🙏🏻🇺🇸
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@lilsketch Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson
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@RandPaul You dont need a birth certificate for any of those and a passport
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Rand Paul
Rand Paul@RandPaul·
You need an ID to board a plane, buy cold medicine, or open a bank account. Requiring one to vote shouldn't be controversial. We need to pass the SAVE Act in the Senate.
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@SteveLovesAmmo Chuck Norris struck out Aaron Judge with one pitch.
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Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
Let’s honor Chuck Norris today. Give me your best Chuckism. I’ll start: Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups. He pushes the earth away.
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@krassenstein Chuck Norris struck out Aaron Judge in one pitch.
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
RIP Chick Norris: FACTS about Chuck Norris: 1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups… He pushes the Earth down. ⸻ 2.When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on — he turns the dark off. ⸻ 3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. ⸻ 4.Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. ⸻ 5.Chuck Norris can divide by zero. ⸻ 6.There is no theory of evolution… just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. ⸻ 7.Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits. ⸻ 8.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ⸻ 9.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. ⸻ 10.The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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@krassenstein Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow, he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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