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Whatz Shakin' My Baconz! B Nizzle In The Club! #FreeIsrael #FreePalaestine

Came out of the coffee shop and found a DUI lawyer's card under my windshield wiper. Methinks I'm ordering the wrong beverages there.

Home after an impossibly long day. The work continues tonight, but at least I'll have my shoes off.

@nilsgeylen Happy Birthday Nils. So, that whole Jubilee hullabaloo was for you, right?

Annular solar eclipse this afternoon. Also a high-heat advisory for Arizona. Somehow seems like a contradiction.

It's a little tough to look forward to the weekend when you know you'll be working for most of it.

Thoroughly enjoying #ignitephx. Inspiring to say the least.

The suck part is that it was a pro bono job for a charity anyway. There's no recouping of costs or time spent. What a waste.

Just got the "We've decided to go in a different direction" call from a client whose project has occupied my time for months. Ugh...

The pathetic upload speed on the home ISP means it's faster to drive 20 miles to work and upload 5GB file from there.

Hello, cubicle. I trust you had an uneventful weekend?

The fat plastic knife from the work cafeteria guarantees that at least half of the juice in this grapefruit will end up on my shirt.

Um, both? RT @GOOD: The TacoCoptor uses flying robots to deliver tacos. Is this a good idea or a dangerous one? tacocopter.com

I wonder if it will diagnose hypochondria? iTriage: itunes.apple.com/us/app/itriage…

How is it not Friday yet?

Spring fever is hitting me hard this year. Want to be outside enjoying this weather.

One of those days. Bought Groupon for pizza but it's not valid until tomorrow. Of course I don't realize this until I try to redeem it...

At Panera. Elderly guy telling friend about surviving Pearl Harbor replaced by teenage girls talking about getting unfriended on Facebook.

I watched two episodes of The Walking Dead last night to prepare me for work today. This place has more zombies than people right now.

When having a sushi lunch alone on Valentine's Day, pass on the wasabi. Sitting by yourself in a restaurant crying = social FAIL. Trust me.