Frances Fitzpatrick

My mother shielding the robot lawn mower from the rain. Somebody please make a sitcom about my family.

This was the last paper I worked on at the Leader and I’m so proud that the incredible work the team put in for the election has been recognised 🎉👏🏻

Just got an email from @Buseireann to say my ticket for their concert bus to Oasis on Sunday has been cancelled. The email actually worded it as if I requested a refund which I did not. Anyone else had this issue?

Oscar Bryan Fitzpatrick came into the world two weeks early on July 2nd, 37 hours after he first decided he was arriving and just in time to steal our hearts 🩵

Drive to Survive producers are cackling to themselves right now.

The F1 film was actually quite funny. Not intentionally so of course. But a good laugh.

@GaryBarlow You didn’t see my sign but baby isn’t due for another three weeks so there’s still time 🙈😅

If you guys send your pics from the gigs I’ll re post for the next 48 hrs - it will make it feel like we’re still on tour #posttourblues

When Mount Etna erupts and you’re worried about your friend who is currently in Sicily but she didn’t even know it had erupted.

After the announcement to my husband that Taylor Swift had only re-recorded a quarter of the Reputation album he said “wow all that time you wasted watching livestreams etc expecting her to announce it and she hasn’t even recorded it. She’s made a right mug out of you”. Divorce.

Limerick City and County Council Welcomes Official Announcement of 2027 Ryder Cup Dates Read More: limerick.ie/council/newsro… #LimerickEdgeEmbrace #Limerick

Riverfest Limerick Turns 21: Your Key to Unlocking Fun this May Bank Holiday Weekend in Limerick Limerick City and County Council is delighted to announce the launch of Riverfest Limerick 2025, set to lift spirits, raise smiles, and bring our community together from Friday, 2 May to Monday, 5 May 2025. Read More: limerick.ie/riverfest/news… #LimerickEdgeEmbrace #Limerick #RiverfestLimerick @RiverfestLmk

Happy “Return of race cars driving around in circles” week to all those who celebrate 🏎️🥳 #AusGP

Journo Request! Looking to speak to a parent of a child waiting to get necessary dental care in Limerick. All for an @Independent_ie article. DMs open! #journorequest #limerick #orthodontist #dentist #waitinglist

10 to 10 on Valentine’s night and my husband is preparing our unborn baby’s nursery for painting this weekend. Both I and baby are two lucky people 💕

The Oasis reunion is now the second most exciting thing happening this Summer ☀️👶🏻 Baby Fitzpatrick due in July ❤️

The fact that I will never know what happened on that fishing trip will haunt me until the day I die #GavinAndStacey

@FefMonty @Ryanair Ryanair have messed with me so much this year I’m going to start charging them for my therapy.

@FrancesW96 @Ryanair Omg this is insane 🫣

Got an email to say Ryanair had cancelled flight. Booked a new flight with Aer Lingus immediately. Now we’ve been told the flight isn’t actually cancelled and we can’t apply for a refund because the flight has been reinstated. So now €300 out of pocket @Ryanair

Could be worse, you could also be turning 30

Snape. Hagrid. Dumbledore and now Professor McGonagal. Rest in Peace Maggie Smith and thank you for being such a wonderful part of so many childhoods ❤️ "After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore

Everything he has said and done up to now is irrelevant. He does not realise that this one tweet has lost him the election 🥳