Jack Callis

If you told me this guy was in a fraternity I’d laugh in your face #ShrinkAlabamaZBT

Pitcher. Cart. Emails. #expand

God do I even need to say it anymore #Betafag

Puffer at the bar? What the actual fuck?

@jamalgrapejones Jamal, That’s wise coming from the kid with 3 accounts

@FreeJackCallis1 god you suck, delete your account please

@OleWhoop Reg, Stake Respectfully, Jack

@FreeJackCallis1 work on my dick in your ass, fuck you Jack. sincerely. Reggee

12 pack at the course: killed Stake: getting mucked blonde butt: getting took by reggee #lank

@thephillyblue @fentanylabus3 Inspiring

Robert, I am often reminded of Lyndon B. Johnson’s words while contemplating a venture to the unknown: “For this is what America is all about. It is the uncrossed desert and the unclimbed ridge. It is the star that is not reached and the harvest that is sleeping in the unplowed ground.” Man cannot reap reward without taking risk, it is destiny and law, an edict unto itself. Bon voyage (but fuck the French), big agenda

@DChosenGeneral Incredibly cold take if my pops buys me a polo from some nice ass course in Bermuda you bet your ass I’m wearing that next time I play

You should only wear gear of clubs your a member at

Leaving the bar after you get the "come over" text

Dumb questions mom. Let’s talk about what really matters

Call me a gay nigga or whatever idgaf this one of the best songs ever made

Bryson Dechambeau inventing nuclear fusion on the front 9 at Augusta National but they would rather show Rory tying his shoes

@bigdawg538769 Daniel, You’re one of the few people I gotta take that from Sadly, Jack

@FreeJackCallis1 Jack I don’t believe that to be true

Yes I have more money than you next question

Give me the most flamboyant gay son wearing rainbow dildos to the pride parade over this catastrophe #nikkicapocci

Upside down hat at Masters? #shrink

God please don’t let me have a daughter